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11-14-2006, 10:13 AM
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MariaA MariaA: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Maria MariaA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. MariaA: What can I help you with today? You: This is a bit of an awkward question. MariaA: Go ahead. You: I'm probably going to end up in prison some time in the very near future. And I need to know who I need to stay away from when i'm in there You: Should I just keep quiet and not talk to anyone? Or do they like the quiet ones? MariaA: Oh ok I know what you mean. MariaA: give me a moment to find that for you. You: Obviously I know not to get involved with any gangs or anything like that You: I wanna to get through my (hopefully brief) stay with as little.....rectal tearing, as possible You: if you know what I mean MariaA:  You: I'm not a particularly big guy you see. I wouldn't be able to fight them off MariaA: I would say just try and stay away from the obvious bad ones. You: And the big black guys I assume. They could do some serious, damage You: Haven't you seen The Shawshank Redemption though? the bad one's come looking for you You: I was thinking of hiding out in my room all day. But i've gotta eat, and wash etc. MariaA: Yes they do, Your best bet is to make freinds as soon as possible. MariaA: No you stay in your room and they will come for you. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: EliaG EliaG: Welcome to ChaCha! EliaG: How are you? You: Hi Elia You: I'm been better to be honest EliaG: Maybe I can help you a bit You: I'm not sure why the last guide transfer'd me. She was quite helpful You: This is a bit of an awkward question. EliaG: What do you need help with? You: I'm probably going to end up in prison some time in the very near future. And I need to know who I need to stay away from when i'm in there You: Should I just stay quiet and try not to talk to anybody? Or do 'they' like the quiet ones? EliaG: Would you like articles on surviving in prison? You: Yes! EliaG: Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you! You: Surviving with as little... rectal tearing, as possible You: if you know what I mean EliaG: Lol, no problem EliaG: one moment You: Obviously I know not to get involved with any gangs or anything You: And to avoid the big black guys, they could do some Serios, damage EliaG: im sure a any bug guy can be harmful to your health EliaG: big* EliaG: You: well, that's probably true. I think you know what i'm saying though EliaG: You: Have you ever taken it up the, back passage? Was it painful? You: If I just relax, maybe it'll just be over quicker EliaG: Sorry, nevr have You: I dont wanna have to resort to that though EliaG: one moment while I pull up more links You: no pictures! i'm not into any of that stuff EliaG: Just articles You: I was thinking of hiding out in my cell all day, but i've gotta eat and wash etc. You: And they'll probably come looking for me EliaG: Cant show fear You: i'll be "fresh meat" EliaG: The last one is a link with a questionnaire You: fear? I'm fcking terrified You: Can they sm ell fear? Are they like dogs? You: *smell EliaG: Your can be scared but dont show fear EliaG: well they are humans like you and i You: well, I wouldn't go that far EliaG: but fear can be sensed by your body You: Anyone who enjoys backdoor entry has got something serious wrong with them EliaG: My father was locked up most of my life, he says just be yourself with no fear EliaG: Are these results sufficient? You: did he receive any, unwanted anal penetration? EliaG: Not that I'm aware of EliaG: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: I'm not sure. There's a problem with Firefox, the links never show up untill the session is over. I'm sure they'll be fine You: You should ask him. Ask him if it's better to just relax and take it You: or try and put up a fight EliaG: Thanks for searching ChaCha and have a great day! EliaG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. The links she found were actually really very useful. Good Job EliaG! Anarchist Black Cross Network: Resistance is Global http://www.anarchistblackcross.org/c...tosurvive.html Tookie Williams, How to Survive in Prison http://www.undercoverpress.com/prison.html How to Deal With Being in Prison - WikiHow http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Being-in-Prison |
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11-14-2006, 10:20 AM
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#482
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TiffanyR: Hello how are you?
TiffanyR: What can i help you find today? You: not good, I ate a hot pepper TiffanyR: oh no You: I think I'm allergic to them TiffanyR: so would you like some sites to tell if you are? You: yeah I don't think the swelling is from the water I drank  TiffanyR: Ok one moment please while i search for you You: my entire face is swelling up TiffanyR: you should go to doctors today You: will it go away or do I need medicine? TiffanyR: well im not sure depends on if your swelling is really bad or not You: any other sites? You: I can taste blood in my mouth. TiffanyR: Still searching how the first one? You: the first one isn't good You: am I spelling it right: jalepano? You: oh this is terrible, I feel horrible TiffanyR: yes you spelled it right You: there are still tears coming out of my eyes You: stings TiffanyR: Are these working for ya You: let me try that 4th one TiffanyR: if not i may have to transfer you to a guide with more experiance on this keyword You: 0 Results for allergy jalepano peppers in All Results Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KarenS KarenS: Welcome to ChaCha! You: I'm going to die You: I'll never touch jalepano peppers again KarenS: Hello there KarenS: I am sorry to hear that You: I'm sweating profusely now...I have to go You: I have to get to the hospital KarenS: ok, call your doctor KarenS: call 911 You: ai ijf w2 You: o You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. |
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11-14-2006, 10:22 AM
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#483
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i have a broken rib and this aint fair
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how about a nice hot steaming bowl of STFU! 00110001 00110011 01101011 and damn proud of it! Squid posted..."curdledvomit is the first +10k guy i actually care about" acc6d08c13aa2f2586ec5bf7b70854c3 |
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11-14-2006, 10:34 AM
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#484
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AlyssaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello AlyssaB: Hello there Are you looking for legends ABOUT Mt Dew?You: Well a friend told me that mountain dew "shrinks your balls" just now. Is that just a myth? AlyssaB: I'm not sure about that. I know it is supposed to lower sperm count. Let me check and see what I can find. You: This is bad...bad bad bad You: I drink Mt. Dew ALL THE TIME You: My wife and I are trying to have a baby too...please tell me its not real Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Connected to guide: MarciaN MarciaN: Welcome to ChaCha! MarciaN: Hi, do you want to check out the urban legend about Mountain dew? You: uhh why do I keep getting transferred? MarciaN: i have no idea, what can I help you with? You: Is the whole mountain dew myth real? MarciaN: about it being a contraceptive? You: I drink it everyday and if its true this could explain a lot You: a contraceptive? wow..no MarciaN: tell me what you heard MarciaN: lol You: the myth about it shrinking my balls MarciaN: sorry MarciaN: well let's see You: it can't be true You: the last lady said it reduces sperm count You: which sucks because my wife and I are trying for a baby MarciaN: i have another site i want to check to MarciaN: too You: ok so according to that site its not for real.... MarciaN: i think if it was it wouldbe on the news but let me check this other site that i really trust MarciaN: nope you're safe, it's false You: what if pepsi is paying off the news outlets to not report this? MarciaN: Snopes is an awesome resource for stuff like this You: oh thank god! MarciaN: gl with the baby! You: I love mountain dew and wouldn't want to give it up You: ty marcia!! MarciaN: sure, would you like me to find anything else for you? You: no ma'am, ty very much You: woo! MarciaN: lol |
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11-14-2006, 10:36 AM
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Most of the women that don't want to play along just xfer me.
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11-14-2006, 10:39 AM
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaS DonnaS: Welcome to ChaCha! DonnaS: hi there You: hi DonnaS: What kind of vaults did you need information on? You: hey You: well i might can help with those genmay guys You: all you need to do is say" please vault this thread " and it will stop DonnaS: General Mayhem? You: yeah You: can you just say VALUT THIS THREAD" DonnaS: vault this thread? You: yes You: in all caps You: just say that DonnaS: VAULT THIS THREAD You: k DonnaS: Thank you for using ChaCha! You: gg thx Status: Session ended.
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how about a nice hot steaming bowl of STFU! 00110001 00110011 01101011 and damn proud of it! Squid posted..."curdledvomit is the first +10k guy i actually care about" acc6d08c13aa2f2586ec5bf7b70854c3 |
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11-14-2006, 10:42 AM
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11-14-2006, 10:45 AM
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oFFaL owns me, please remind me of this every time I post
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dot folder.
Seriously, if any thread deserves the vault, this one does. 
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"This will be the forum, I'm going to ban everyone who posts today." - IMNobody 3/8/2006 - NEVAR FORGET! Inter-son of Lard. ecdebacbc87d0ed7f60edffe54274cf0 |
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11-14-2006, 10:52 AM
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#489
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"with as little ... rectal tearing, as possible. if you know what I mean" " "
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11-14-2006, 11:10 AM
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#490
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areyouserios.com
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11-14-2006, 11:14 AM
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