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Thats like sour spooge or something
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:11 PM Dan is offline  
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ahahahahahahahhaha

I can't believe that people actually did this.
Old 04-22-2005, 09:26 PM karax is offline  
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I call upon the great collective spooge knowledge of genmay.

Is this normal? I don't know what old jizz is supposed to look like in liquid form.

http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum9.jpg
http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum10.jpg

Did it seperate? Or go funky?
I guess I'll find out when the next package gets here.


Sadly I've had no more contractions than usual. But I'm willing to give it another shot.


Looks asian. That's not gonna work.
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:39 PM TheRequiem is offline  
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Best. Thread. Ever.
Old 04-22-2005, 10:04 PM Cheapdog is offline  
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kunta kinte
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why use a glove when your about to shove it up there anyways?
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:13 PM kunta kinte is offline  
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my title sucks i need a new one.
 
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so this means im gonna have second post in a vault thread, huh?


damn snipers
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:31 PM PinkysAvenger is offline  
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I love the twisty straw...let us know how that method works for ya.
Old 04-22-2005, 10:41 PM Musing is offline  
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oh. my. god.
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wait a god damned minute....if you're smearing this stuff in your cooch...what the fuck do you need a latex glove for?

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I never thought you'd do it.

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You win the internet kristchan

this thread is DISGUSTING. Have fun re-telling this story to the kid when she's born.


"Ya know, mommy had to smear jizz from random internet guys on her vooter in order to deliver you"
Old 04-22-2005, 10:55 PM geremology101 is offline  
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Wow.. just x infinity.. This even tops tubboy don't you think?
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:59 PM ViriiK is offline  
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this thread is DISGUSTING. Have fun re-telling this story to the kid when she's born.


"Ya know, mommy had to smear jizz from random internet guys on her vooter in order to deliver you"
Her kid's gonna be better because if it!
She's setting an example
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:59 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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wait so this WASNT shens?!

Oh. Dear. God.
Old 04-22-2005, 11:04 PM synaesthesia is offline  
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I got my first donation!

[IM]http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum1.jpg[/IMG]

[IM]http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum2.jpg[/IMG]

[IM]http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum3.jpg[/IMG]

[IM]http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum4.jpg[/IMG]

[IM]http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum5.jpg[/IMG]

[IM]http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum7.jpg[/IMG]

I have realized that I am incapable of reaching my cervix myself, so I will be experimenting with various methods of getting it up there.



After applying it, I'll have to lay down for a while to keep it on my cervix as long as possible so I won't be posting for a few hours. If I don't post again at all, maybe it's worked and I've had to go to the hospital. Or maybe he filled a condom with super glue and I'll be at the hospital explaining all of this to an ER doc.

Wish me luck!
and thank you NeoPotency!



THE FUCK?
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:11 PM Excession is offline  
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omy bwahahahaha
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:26 PM Goraxus is offline  
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HOLY CRAP....




















what the hell is wrong with you? This can't be real.


I think I've seen the true power of the internet...
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:48 PM bacardi is offline  
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this thread is DISGUSTING. Have fun re-telling this story to the kid when she's born.


"Ya know, mommy had to smear jizz from random internet guys on her vooter in order to deliver you"

You take this too seriously and that makes me sad.
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