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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TaraM
TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go



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Old 11-14-2006, 10:13 AM Tom Kazansky is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MariaA
MariaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Maria
MariaA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
MariaA: What can I help you with today?
You: This is a bit of an awkward question.
MariaA: Go ahead.
You: I'm probably going to end up in prison some time in the very near future. And I need to know who I need to stay away from when i'm in there
You: Should I just keep quiet and not talk to anyone? Or do they like the quiet ones?
MariaA: Oh ok I know what you mean.
MariaA: give me a moment to find that for you.
You: Obviously I know not to get involved with any gangs or anything like that
You: I wanna to get through my (hopefully brief) stay with as little.....rectal tearing, as possible
You: if you know what I mean
MariaA:
You: I'm not a particularly big guy you see. I wouldn't be able to fight them off
MariaA: I would say just try and stay away from the obvious bad ones.
You: And the big black guys I assume. They could do some serious, damage
You: Haven't you seen The Shawshank Redemption though? the bad one's come looking for you
You: I was thinking of hiding out in my room all day. But i've gotta eat, and wash etc.
MariaA: Yes they do, Your best bet is to make freinds as soon as possible.
MariaA: No you stay in your room and they will come for you.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EliaG
EliaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
EliaG: How are you?
You: Hi Elia
You: I'm been better to be honest
EliaG: Maybe I can help you a bit
You: I'm not sure why the last guide transfer'd me. She was quite helpful
You: This is a bit of an awkward question.
EliaG: What do you need help with?
You: I'm probably going to end up in prison some time in the very near future. And I need to know who I need to stay away from when i'm in there
You: Should I just stay quiet and try not to talk to anybody? Or do 'they' like the quiet ones?
EliaG: Would you like articles on surviving in prison?
You: Yes!
EliaG: Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: Surviving with as little... rectal tearing, as possible
You: if you know what I mean
EliaG: Lol, no problem
EliaG: one moment
You: Obviously I know not to get involved with any gangs or anything
You: And to avoid the big black guys, they could do some Serios, damage
EliaG: im sure a any bug guy can be harmful to your health
EliaG: big*
EliaG:
You: well, that's probably true. I think you know what i'm saying though
EliaG:
You: Have you ever taken it up the, back passage? Was it painful?
You: If I just relax, maybe it'll just be over quicker
EliaG: Sorry, nevr have
You: I dont wanna have to resort to that though
EliaG: one moment while I pull up more links
You: no pictures! i'm not into any of that stuff
EliaG: Just articles
You: I was thinking of hiding out in my cell all day, but i've gotta eat and wash etc.
You: And they'll probably come looking for me
EliaG: Cant show fear
You: i'll be "fresh meat"
EliaG: The last one is a link with a questionnaire
You: fear? I'm fcking terrified
You: Can they sm ell fear? Are they like dogs?
You: *smell
EliaG: Your can be scared but dont show fear
EliaG: well they are humans like you and i
You: well, I wouldn't go that far
EliaG: but fear can be sensed by your body
You: Anyone who enjoys backdoor entry has got something serious wrong with them
EliaG: My father was locked up most of my life, he says just be yourself with no fear
EliaG: Are these results sufficient?
You: did he receive any, unwanted anal penetration?
EliaG: Not that I'm aware of
EliaG: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: I'm not sure. There's a problem with Firefox, the links never show up untill the session is over. I'm sure they'll be fine
You: You should ask him. Ask him if it's better to just relax and take it
You: or try and put up a fight
EliaG: Thanks for searching ChaCha and have a great day!
EliaG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

The links she found were actually really very useful. Good Job EliaG!

Anarchist Black Cross Network: Resistance is Global
http://www.anarchistblackcross.org/c...tosurvive.html

Tookie Williams, How to Survive in Prison
http://www.undercoverpress.com/prison.html

How to Deal With Being in Prison - WikiHow
http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Being-in-Prison
Old 11-14-2006, 10:20 AM Exox is offline  
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TiffanyR: Hello how are you?
TiffanyR: What can i help you find today?
You: not good, I ate a hot pepper
TiffanyR: oh no
You: I think I'm allergic to them
TiffanyR: so would you like some sites to tell if you are?
You: yeah I don't think the swelling is from the water I drank
TiffanyR: Ok one moment please while i search for you
You: my entire face is swelling up
TiffanyR: you should go to doctors today
You: will it go away or do I need medicine?
TiffanyR: well im not sure depends on if your swelling is really bad or not
You: any other sites?
You: I can taste blood in my mouth.
TiffanyR: Still searching how the first one?
You: the first one isn't good
You: am I spelling it right: jalepano?
You: oh this is terrible, I feel horrible
TiffanyR: yes you spelled it right
You: there are still tears coming out of my eyes
You: stings
TiffanyR: Are these working for ya
You: let me try that 4th one
TiffanyR: if not i may have to transfer you to a guide with more experiance on this keyword
You: 0 Results for allergy jalepano peppers in All Results
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenS
KarenS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I'm going to die
You: I'll never touch jalepano peppers again
KarenS: Hello there
KarenS: I am sorry to hear that
You: I'm sweating profusely now...I have to go
You: I have to get to the hospital
KarenS: ok, call your doctor
KarenS: call 911
You: ai ijf w2
You: o
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-14-2006, 10:22 AM WeLandedOnTheMoon! is offline  
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:34 AM curdledvomit is offline  
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WeLandedOnTheMoon!
 
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AlyssaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
AlyssaB: Hello there Are you looking for legends ABOUT Mt Dew?
You: Well a friend told me that mountain dew "shrinks your balls" just now. Is that just a myth?
AlyssaB: I'm not sure about that. I know it is supposed to lower sperm count. Let me check and see what I can find.
You: This is bad...bad bad bad
You: I drink Mt. Dew ALL THE TIME
You: My wife and I are trying to have a baby too...please tell me its not real
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!


Status: Connected to guide: MarciaN
MarciaN: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarciaN: Hi, do you want to check out the urban legend about Mountain dew?
You: uhh why do I keep getting transferred?
MarciaN: i have no idea, what can I help you with?
You: Is the whole mountain dew myth real?
MarciaN: about it being a contraceptive?
You: I drink it everyday and if its true this could explain a lot
You: a contraceptive? wow..no
MarciaN: tell me what you heard
MarciaN: lol
You: the myth about it shrinking my balls
MarciaN: sorry
MarciaN: well let's see
You: it can't be true
You: the last lady said it reduces sperm count
You: which sucks because my wife and I are trying for a baby
MarciaN: i have another site i want to check to
MarciaN: too
You: ok so according to that site its not for real....
MarciaN: i think if it was it wouldbe on the news but let me check this other site that i really trust
MarciaN: nope you're safe, it's false
You: what if pepsi is paying off the news outlets to not report this?
MarciaN: Snopes is an awesome resource for stuff like this
You: oh thank god!
MarciaN: gl with the baby!
You: I love mountain dew and wouldn't want to give it up
You: ty marcia!!
MarciaN: sure, would you like me to find anything else for you?
You: no ma'am, ty very much
You: woo!
MarciaN: lol
Old 11-14-2006, 10:36 AM WeLandedOnTheMoon! is offline  
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Most of the women that don't want to play along just xfer me.
Any guy just automatically ends the session at the first sign of trouble.
Old 11-14-2006, 10:39 AM WeLandedOnTheMoon! is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaS
DonnaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DonnaS: hi there
You: hi
DonnaS: What kind of vaults did you need information on?
You: hey
You: well i might can help with those genmay guys
You: all you need to do is say" please vault this thread " and it will stop
DonnaS: General Mayhem?
You: yeah
You: can you just say VALUT THIS THREAD"
DonnaS: vault this thread?
You: yes
You: in all caps
You: just say that
DonnaS: VAULT THIS THREAD
You: k
DonnaS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: gg thx
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:42 AM curdledvomit is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaS
DonnaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DonnaS: hi there
You: hi
DonnaS: What kind of vaults did you need information on?
You: hey
You: well i might can help with those genmay guys
You: all you need to do is say" please vault this thread " and it will stop
DonnaS: General Mayhem?
You: yeah
You: can you just say VALUT THIS THREAD"
DonnaS: vault this thread?
You: yes
You: in all caps
You: just say that
DonnaS: VAULT THIS THREAD
You: k
DonnaS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: gg thx
Status: Session ended.

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Old 11-14-2006, 10:45 AM foamy is offline  
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dot folder.

Seriously, if any thread deserves the vault, this one does.

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Old 11-14-2006, 10:52 AM MentallyInept is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MariaA
MariaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Maria
MariaA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
MariaA: What can I help you with today?
You: This is a bit of an awkward question.
MariaA: Go ahead.
You: I'm probably going to end up in prison some time in the very near future. And I need to know who I need to stay away from when i'm in there
You: Should I just keep quiet and not talk to anyone? Or do they like the quiet ones?
MariaA: Oh ok I know what you mean.
MariaA: give me a moment to find that for you.
You: Obviously I know not to get involved with any gangs or anything like that
You: I wanna to get through my (hopefully brief) stay with as little.....rectal tearing, as possible
You: if you know what I mean
MariaA:


words words words



"with as little ... rectal tearing, as possible. if you know what I mean"
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Old 11-14-2006, 11:10 AM kevets is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaS
DonnaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DonnaS: hi there
You: hi
DonnaS: What kind of vaults did you need information on?
You: hey
You: well i might can help with those genmay guys
You: all you need to do is say" please vault this thread " and it will stop
DonnaS: General Mayhem?
You: yeah
You: can you just say VALUT THIS THREAD"
DonnaS: vault this thread?
You: yes
You: in all caps
You: just say that
DonnaS: VAULT THIS THREAD
You: k
DonnaS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: gg thx
Status: Session ended.
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