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Cashman
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Never really had an accident. I get the case of the shits every now and then though.
Old 03-14-2005, 08:12 AM Cashman is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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1. snow summit
2. jalapeno pizza
3. squat over toilet
4. shit on the wall
5. friend goes in after me and laffs
6. ...
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:12 AM malamute face is offline  
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Chavez
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and se&ntilde;or Chavez is to a large
 
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1. snow summit
2. jalapeno pizza
3. squat over toilet
4. shit on the wall
5. friend goes in after me and laffs
6. ...

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Old 03-14-2005, 08:13 AM Chavez is offline  
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2 Dolla Whore
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i'm waiting for dt5k to post. i laughed for a good 5 minutes at his story last time someone made this thread
Old 03-14-2005, 08:13 AM 2 Dolla Whore is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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i'll await his post too since i never saw it
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

Total: 24
Old 03-14-2005, 08:15 AM malamute face is offline  
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itburnswhenipee
 
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1. snow summit
2. jalapeno pizza
3. squat over toilet
4. shit on the wall
5. friend goes in after me and laffs
6. ...

Old 03-14-2005, 08:15 AM itburnswhenipee is offline  
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ccla
 
Working in field. Driving around to find shitter, Try to squeeze out fart, whoops. had to cut out middle of underwear with pocket knife. Freeball rest of day. Exilirating
Old 03-14-2005, 08:22 AM ccla is offline  
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ATP
 
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I was constipated and had diarrhea at the same time. Long story short, after 15-20 minutes of intense abdominal pain and my strenuous (but fruitless) attempts, a little nugget popped out, which was blocking what felt like a colon-full of liquid poop.
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:25 AM ATP is offline  
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I was constipated and had diarrhea at the same time. Long story short, after 15-20 minutes of intense abdominal pain and my strenuous (but fruitless) attempts, a little nugget popped out, which was blocking what felt like a colon-full of liquid poop.
those are awesome, it's like breaking a dam
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:25 AM Thantos is offline  
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Chavez
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and se&ntilde;or Chavez is to a large
 
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I was constipated and had diarrhea at the same time. Long story short, after 15-20 minutes of intense abdominal pain and my strenuous (but fruitless) attempts, a little nugget popped out, which was blocking what felt like a colon-full of liquid poop.

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Old 03-14-2005, 08:26 AM Chavez is offline  
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Blueacid
 
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those are awesome, it's like breaking a dam

QFT
Old 03-14-2005, 08:29 AM Blueacid is offline  
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ATP
 
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those are awesome, it's like breaking a dam
Yeah.

edit: fuck, I just realized that it wasn't a disaster... but nonetheless
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:31 AM ATP is offline  
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Chavez
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and se&ntilde;or Chavez is to a large
 
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those are awesome, it's like breaking a dam

Can cause major backspash though!

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Old 03-14-2005, 08:31 AM Chavez is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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i guess i'll post the most disgusting thing my friend ever called to tell me

1. friend had anal
2. bf jizzed inside
3. couldn’t shit for days
4. went to doctor, got medicine
5. finally shitted, what first came out was crusty white shit
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

Total: 24
Old 03-14-2005, 08:35 AM malamute face is offline  
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Valve1138
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Don't jizz on my eye, it swells if you jizz on it.
 
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:41 AM Valve1138 is offline  
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