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kristchan
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Originally Posted by emorphien
Iunno, they mention "Illegal or infectious substances" and, well infectious... dunno. You could get a "growth"
I'm betting the majority of genmay is virginal. Not too worried about it.
Old 04-19-2005, 06:20 PM kristchan is offline  
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TheRequiem
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as much as it takes?

I won't stop till it works!

Ok, I'll save up for about a week before I send it.
You don't need it before then anyways.
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:21 PM TheRequiem is offline  
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kristchan
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Ok, I'll save up for about a week before I send it.
You don't need it before then anyways.
I wanna have this baby now.
Old 04-19-2005, 06:22 PM kristchan is offline  
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as you probably know, I am very pregnant. Due on Monday.
However, I'm showing no signs of going into labor any time soon. I've been trying various methods of inducing labor naturally, but nothing is working. I'm still at 1 cm, same as I was last week.
At my appointment next week, I'll be overdue and they'll be scheduling me to be induced. Which means it might be May before I have my baby.

So I ask for your help...



I currently have no local access to semen. Please send me your spooge. Squirt one out into a non-spermicidal condom. Place in a zip lock bag. Send it to me. Maybe if I massage my cervex with it, we can get something going. I promise all semen sent to me will be for therapeutic use only.

I'll buy a title for the person who's semen puts me into labor. Be sure to write your UID on the bag.

Please... fap one for kristchan. The future of genmay depends on it.


PM me for address. serious replys only.
kris, you have outdone yourself

i'm so proud
Old 04-19-2005, 06:24 PM SemperFly is offline  
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Fucking a+ Thread.. I'm thinking about it, though. It may actually be the only way that I can get my splooge inside a pussy.
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:24 PM spoon is offline  
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synaesthesia
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does it have to be human sperm?
Old 04-19-2005, 06:26 PM synaesthesia is offline  
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Want french semen ?

Just send a PM !

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NSFW NSFW



(proof that I have healthy semen)
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:29 PM LKM is offline  
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kristchan
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does it have to be human sperm?
...


I probably wouldn't know the difference. If you would rather jack off an animal than yourself, go for it.
Old 04-19-2005, 06:29 PM kristchan is offline  
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stfu you nobody
you think being a stupid OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG is something?
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:30 PM tobrien is offline  
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kristchan
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Want french semen ?
Just send a PM !
NSFW NSFW
http://hell.blade.free.fr/DIVERS/semen.jpg[/IMG]
NSFW NSFW
(proof that I have healthy semen)
I am willing to take animal semen, but I will not take any from a frenchman.
Old 04-19-2005, 06:31 PM kristchan is offline  
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I am willing to take animal semen, but I will not take any from a frenchman.

I chuckled
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:32 PM LKM is offline  
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Uhh, if any of you seriously do this, wtf are you goin to do when you're shipping it?

I mean you can't simply put it in a ziploc and mail it, by the time it gets there that is going to be dead....

Plus what about when they ask you what it is/value of it and all that?
Old 04-19-2005, 06:32 PM lonedawg is offline  
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Ill do it but im only gonna give it naturally.

...and before you stuff 20 types of other genmayers down there
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:35 PM kunta kinte is offline  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tobrien
you think being a stupid OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG is something?

internet racists are cute
the black kids playing rap in the halls give him intimidating stares at lunch so he goes to the library, logs onto a forum and makes himself feel better by using the *gasp* n-word

you dont sound old enough to produce sperm of your own yet anyway so gtfo
Old 04-19-2005, 06:36 PM synaesthesia is offline  
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kristchan
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I mean you can't simply put it in a ziploc and mail it, by the time it gets there that is going to be dead....
I think I just need the prostaglandins. not the live sperm.
Old 04-19-2005, 06:37 PM kristchan is offline  
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