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Oh babies.... thats 3 in the past month. I love babies.
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Old 05-15-2005, 03:52 PM Zooy is offline  
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She looks like a thug with that headband.

Blame her grandmother...at least it wasn't pink.

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At first I said to myself "what the fuck is this?" and then when I saw "baby" written on it's outfit It became clear instantaneously.

Actually...it says 'baby kisses' but yeah, I guess the tag is effective for morons, too

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3 weeks early and she's 10 pounds??!!!!!!

THATS WHAT I SAID!

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C-sections uke:
Yeah well, it would have been worse to delivery 10lbs vaginally


Vold is obviously the new idiot in town...nice to meet you. Have a cookie and go to the back of the short bus, please. Us smart kids like to ride in the front.
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Old 05-15-2005, 03:52 PM i8thegooseguru is offline  
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cuet... so that's where gooseguru went.
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Old 05-15-2005, 03:54 PM Devnull is offline  
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Yeah well, it would have been worse to delivery 10lbs vaginally


I was 9lbs and I was delivered vaginally. Surely the extra pound doesn't make any difference.
Old 05-15-2005, 03:54 PM Streetlights is offline  
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Should'uve went with Katherine :P


Her dad picked it and I didn't hate it so I went with it. What can I say, I haven't had my kids names picked out since the age of four like most women.

As a matter of fact, I was told I would never have kids. So much for that theory. Never trust the medical community...ever!
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Old 05-15-2005, 03:55 PM i8thegooseguru is offline  
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accidental?? just wondering because I remember all the bone closet B.C. threads..... or maybe I just want to be an ass today
Old 05-15-2005, 03:56 PM DreamWarrior is offline  
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good to see things are well

http://flynavy.net/stuff/word.mp3 <--- made that in my [M]other's day thread
Old 05-15-2005, 03:56 PM SemperFly is offline  
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At least you spared your cooter the damage...all the slutty MILFs go for c-sections to keep their love holes tight
Old 05-15-2005, 03:57 PM Threnx is offline  
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Babies fascinate me and scare me at the same time. Congrats on the new bundle of
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Old 05-15-2005, 03:58 PM Ignited is offline  
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pics of your bellah!
Old 05-15-2005, 03:59 PM DuMa is offline  
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accidental?? just wondering because I remember all the bone closet B.C. threads..... or maybe I just want to be an ass today

No, not really. I mean, we wern't planning to the day & hour, but we wern't avoiding it at all costs either. Of course, the fact that I'd been told I was sterile by several professionals helped the game along. We were kind of hoping, but not really expecting to wind up with a baby. Lucky us
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Old 05-15-2005, 03:59 PM i8thegooseguru is offline  
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At least you spared your cooter the damage...all the slutty MILFs go for c-sections to keep their love holes tight
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Old 05-15-2005, 04:00 PM suffocate is offline  
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pics of your bellah!


gah no way...I just got the staples out yesterday. I managed to avoid any horrible stretch marks, but I still look all scary

By the way, I must be the only woman in history to lose 60 lbs in the week after giving birth Granted, most was water & a 10lb baby, but still, I can't complain. Only a few more lbs to go to be pre-pregnancy weight *woohoo*
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Old 05-15-2005, 04:01 PM i8thegooseguru is offline  
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I NEVER INSERTED! I JUST FINGERED YOU.
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Old 05-15-2005, 04:02 PM Vienge. is offline  
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