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Originally Posted by RetardedKitten View Post
haha

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraS
SandraS: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandraS: Hello
You: Hey
SandraS: how are you?
You: I'm a little confused =/
You: If there' s a plane on a treadmill.. like, a massive treadmill. And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction... will the plane ever take off?
SandraS: Can you please be more be spicific in your search.
You: *specific
SandraS: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!



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Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SharonF
SharonF: Welcome to ChaCha!
SharonF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hey, is your first name Ariel?
SharonF: What information can I help you find today?
You: Uhm.
SharonF: No, it isn't
You: Oh, darn.
You: If there's a plane on a treadmill.. like, a massive treadmill. And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction... will the plane ever take off?
SharonF: Sounds like a physics question
SharonF: Let me see what I can find
You: Sure thing
You: So it can take off? But another guy on here said "No"
You: I think you should get him fired
SharonF: Did he send you links to prove it?
You: No he didn't
SharonF: I would go with what the experts say
SharonF: Of course, they could be pretending to be experts
You: He just said "No", I asked him he was sure, he said "Yes" and disconnected me =(
SharonF: Oh, that's not cool at all
SharonF: Sorry that he was like that
SharonF: We are here to help you with searches, not to be nasty
You: yeah
You: that's what I thought
You: anyway, I'm gunna go cry myself to sleep
You: well, ttyl

Sharon F 4 lyfe
Old 11-09-2006, 06:22 PM Overconfidence is offline  
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:27 PM deeznutz is offline  
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You: hi kim!
KimM: What kind of information about a song would you like?
KimM: Hello!!
You: well, i have a part of a lyric of a song, and i wanna find the song name
KimM: Sure what lyrics
You: " You need soap and water, soap and water"
You: thats the only part i know
KimM: Ok let me see what kind of song is it?
KimM: what genre?
You: i think its some sort of pop/rap kinda song
KimM: Is this it?
You: mmm nope
You: i know the lyrics i gave tou arent the name of the song
You: theyre just in the song
KimM: OK
You: i remember the name of the artist is DJ something
KimM: OK I think I may have found it let me see if it will send.
You: if that helps..
KimM: is it by Korn?
You: nope...
You: dj something
KimM: Is this one it?
You: YES!!!
You: YOU WIN TEH PRIZE!@
KimM: So glad I could help you.
KimM: Anything else on this topic I can help you with?
You: have you ever heard the song kim?
KimM: No i am not into rap at all.
KimM: I am a very classical person.
You: neither am i... you should download it though...
KimM: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: nope, im good
KimM: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: but download the song
You: its amazing
KimM: will do
KimM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:27 PM EllitoGay is offline  
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RetardedKitten
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Overconfidence View Post
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraS
SandraS: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandraS: Hello
You: Hey
SandraS: how are you?
You: I'm a little confused =/
You: If there' s a plane on a treadmill.. like, a massive treadmill. And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction... will the plane ever take off?
SandraS: Can you please be more be spicific in your search.
You: *specific
SandraS: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!



edit:

Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SharonF
SharonF: Welcome to ChaCha!
SharonF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hey, is your first name Ariel?
SharonF: What information can I help you find today?
You: Uhm.
SharonF: No, it isn't
You: Oh, darn.
You: If there's a plane on a treadmill.. like, a massive treadmill. And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction... will the plane ever take off?
SharonF: Sounds like a physics question
SharonF: Let me see what I can find
You: Sure thing
You: So it can take off? But another guy on here said "No"
You: I think you should get him fired
SharonF: Did he send you links to prove it?
You: No he didn't
SharonF: I would go with what the experts say
SharonF: Of course, they could be pretending to be experts
You: He just said "No", I asked him he was sure, he said "Yes" and disconnected me =(
SharonF: Oh, that's not cool at all
SharonF: Sorry that he was like that
SharonF: We are here to help you with searches, not to be nasty
You: yeah
You: that's what I thought
You: anyway, I'm gunna go cry myself to sleep
You: well, ttyl

Sharon F 4 lyfe

i laughed cuz the guy answered it in a genmay-esque fashion
no
edit: yes

You: can i steal ur yob
Richm: steal...no
Richm: but i can tell you how to get one of your own
You: i want to work at walmart
Richm: do you see the last site
Richm: lol
You: how do i get a mexiplasty
Richm: a door greater
You: i need a mexiplasty
Richm: and what is that exactally?
You: plastic surgery that trasforms me into a mexican
You: i need to be mexican to work at walmart right
Richm: well my best bet would get a mexican wife and have a mini me
Richm: in your case a mini you
Richm: your child can support you
Richm: anything else?
Richm: ok if not i will let you go
You: but it is walmart: underpaid mexicans lowering prices everyday not mini me half mexican babies lowering prices everyday
You: I REALLY NEED THIS MEXIPLASTY
Richm: yea but we dont control the government
Richm: so we are S O L
You: you have been reported to the FBI
You: well ttyl
Richm: LMAO
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-09-2006, 06:28 PM RetardedKitten is offline  
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Quote:
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Sharon F 4 lyfe


TovaS > Sharon


TovaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i am fine thank you
TovaS: Hello
TovaS: Could you please retype your question I am sorry but it is too long for my search window
You: If there' s a plane on a treadmill.. like, a massive treadmill. And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction will the plane ever take off?
You: If there' s a plane on a treadmill, And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction will the plane ever take off?
TovaS: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=428718
You: cool


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Old 11-09-2006, 06:30 PM cockholster is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TeresaM
TeresaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TeresaM: What can I help you with tonight?
You: Hello Teresa! A question on physics here
TeresaM: Ok, what is it
You: If there were a massive elevator, and inside it were a helicopter hovering mid flight, if I called the elevator to the top story would the helicopter move in synch with the elevator, or would the bottom of the helicopter just hit the elevator?
You: are you there?
TeresaM: Yes, that is beyond me, let me transfer to someone who may be able to help!
You: ok thank you
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: KATHYE
KATHYE: Welcome to ChaCha!
KATHYE: Hello how are you tonight?
You: Hello KATHYE!
KATHYE: hi there
You: Im excellent yourself?
KATHYE: wonderful thanks'
You: Ok so I have a question involving elevators
KATHYE: ok I will do the best I can
KATHYE: what is the question?
You: Imagine a giant elevator, and housed within it is a helicopter hovering. if I called the elevator to the top story of a building would the helicopter move in synch with the elevator, or would the bottom of the helicopter just hit the elevator?
You: Well actually i suppose its a helicopter question
You: you might just want to redirect me to one of those guys
KATHYE: Oh my goodness, I think you are right
KATHYE: this is out of my league
KATHYE: I am not even sure who to transfer you too
KATHYE: let me give it a try.
You: would you mind sending me to a helicopter person then, perhaps they could help
You: Thank you anyways!
KATHYE: hold on a minute
KATHYE: ok you are welcome
KATHYE: just give it a minute or 2 to transfer you
You: Ok take your time!
KATHYE: ok thanks have a great night
You: same to you!
KATHYE: thanks very much
KATHYE: it isn't transfering you, I am not sure what the problem is, you might have to try your search again
You: ok thank you regardless!
KATHYE: I am froze, go ahead and try closing out if you can
KATHYE: youre welcome
You: ok, goodnight!
KATHYE: good night to you too
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JaredJ
JaredJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Jared, how is it going?
JaredJ: Its going great, How's it for you?
You: you are one of the few guys I have talked to tonight. It is ok, I imagine you are my final hope for this question
You: ive been redirect twice
JaredJ: I will do my best to answer your question.
You: people are having trouble, but it deals with helicopters
JaredJ: How can I help?
You: Imagine a helicopter hovering, the physics of it
JaredJ: Allright.
JaredJ: Is that your question? The Equations?
You: now put that helicopter in an elevator. If the elevator were to move either up or down, would the helicopter move in synch with the elevator? or just crash into its roof or floor?
You: no
JaredJ: Interesting. I like the question.
You: Thank you for your help!
JaredJ: Be just one moment while I look for some answers for you.
You: I suppose it is wether the force pushing against the floor stay constant, enough so that it will move with the elevator
You: Thank you!
JaredJ: Actually I'm thinking about the theory of the pressure of the area. and if the area changes with the elevator and the shaft. The air pressure should make the helicopter go up and down with the elevator such as in a downdraft or an updraft.
JaredJ: Thats what I'm looking for.
You: Wow, I didnt think about that
You: Thank you!
JaredJ: Not a problem.
You: I was thinking about building a scale model, but that would take a little too much time you know. It probrably wouldnt be very accurate either
You: Am I still connected?
You: damnit
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:32 PM BCS is offline  
#156  

ZenMonkey
I have no sexual preference.
 
all of these are hilarious
Old 11-09-2006, 06:33 PM ZenMonkey is offline  
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StarDeath13
 
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AdrianH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
AdrianH: Hello
You: can you answer the q?why is black peoples hair so curley?
AdrianH: Give me just a moment and I will find that for you
You: pls
You: ty
AdrianH: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
You: this one time i saw a guy with a 3 foot fro!
AdrianH: Fun
You: it was amazinly kool
You: is it mabey have something to do with it being like pubic hair?
AdrianH: Nope it is an amino acid/hormone combo
You: oh i c
You: well why do they steal so many tv's?
You: i guess i should just ask a back guy.
AdrianH: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yeh the tv thing. if you can?
AdrianH: Sorry
You: tis ok.
AdrianH: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AdrianH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-09-2006, 06:33 PM StarDeath13 is offline  
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Quote:
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KATHYE: Oh my goodness, I think you are right
KATHYE: this is out of my league

KathyE! That is the whore who banned me when I asked her if I should go check on mummy to see if she's alright because she is screaming out "do me harder bitch"
Old 11-09-2006, 06:34 PM oFFaL is offline  
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Someone pretend to be a terrorist... i dare ya

Ask them to search for fertilizer and whatever and then ask about a site in a major US city.

Funny will ensue.





or you'll get arrested...
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:35 PM angrybusdriver is offline  
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RetardedKitten
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i got banned for talking about fisting the an0s of a boy
Old 11-09-2006, 06:37 PM RetardedKitten is offline  
#161  

Grahamoo
 
How long before I get unbanned?
Old 11-09-2006, 06:38 PM Grahamoo is offline  
#162  

leetsauce
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT LEETSAUCE
 
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is there a way to get back into the searches after getting the b7? do i have to email them?
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:39 PM leetsauce is offline  
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I think it's safe to say VALUT

How do you actually talk to people I do a search with a guide and it just loads for like 3 minutes and fails...
Old 11-09-2006, 06:39 PM Burg is offline  
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g0rg0n
Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaQ
MelissaQ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi melissa!
MelissaQ: Hi! What kind of helicopter questions do you have?
You: specificly if a helecoptor is in an elevator and the elevator goes down what will happen
You: what do you think?
MelissaQ: Okay, one moment and I'll gather some results for you....
You: I asked someone just a minute ago and they were no help
You: didn't even search for the right stuff
MelissaQ: I'm sorry to hear that. I'll do my best to help you!
You: I sure appriciate it
You: I mean I don't know the internet or helecoptors, but I know common decency
MelissaQ: Well, from the looks of this site (scrolling down) it looks like the helicopter will go down
MelissaQ: I'll keep searching for you for more sites....
You: cool
You: did they put the helecoptor in the elevator first I can't tell
MelissaQ: Hmm, I can't tell by looking at it either.
You: what do yo think? I think the helecoptor will crash big time
MelissaQ: I agree. I think it would crash.
You: but then again mayby the pilots good
You: I don't know
You: I'm cryin over here though
You: oh my god you found it!
MelissaQ: Here is a great discussion on exactly what you're looking for. Lots of different theories...
MelissaQ: Great!
MelissaQ: Is there anything else on this I can find for you?
You: yeah but there are no definitive answers? yes I have something you can find for me
You: are you in the U.S.
MelissaQ: Yes, I'm in the US
You: wanna go on a date? you're nice
MelissaQ: LOL, sorry, I'm happily married. Have a fantastic evening!!! :-)
MelissaQ: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
MelissaQ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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