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Old 11-09-2006, 12:14 PM KpaBap is offline  
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do a search for Weapons of Mass Destruction and play from there
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:15 PM Whale Spunk is offline  
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Someone ask for a website where they can find candid pictures of little girls...


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Old 11-09-2006, 12:16 PM BCS is offline  
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LarryE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey larry
LarryE: hello how can i help you
You: i'm trying to find the term for sex with bodies
You: i've heard it before
You: so i KNOW it's real and people do it
LarryE: let me see what I can find
You: alright, thanks!
LarryE: do you mean dead bodies??
You: yes!

edit: larry fucking BANNED ME? WTF?

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Old 11-09-2006, 12:23 PM The Hippo is offline  
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these guys can take a lot of stupidity
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:44 PM BCS is offline  
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these guys can take a lot of stupidity

when you're getting paid (most of them are) dealing with people fucking with you is probably more tolerable than the real genuine stupid people.
Old 11-09-2006, 12:53 PM FishHammer is offline  
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RITAU: Welcome to ChaCha!
RITAU: hi
You: Hello
You: I have a question about the internet tubes
RITAU: sure
You: My son was on the internets last night downloading songs
You: and i think he might have clogged our tubes somehow
RITAU: okay
RITAU: ohh
You: Our information transfer has come down t o a trickle
You: no information pressure
RITAU: ohh really?
RITAU: do you want me to fine some info on that?
You: Could he have aquired a virus perhaps?
You: If you could
RITAU: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: He mentioned something about getting a game from a mexican computer, are the mexican internets less safe than in other places?
RITAU: i dont really think soo!!
You: I dont know with that kid, he is always using computer lingo that i dont quite comprehend
RITAU: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: Its no problem I appreciate it
You: The only other thing he uses our computer for is looking at The White House's website and I dont think he could have gotten anything from there, the virus had to be picked up when he was doing what he does in Mexican Web territory
RITAU: do u hav firewall installed?
RITAU: the link i sent you hase some info about virus
RITAU: its real sloww today
You: Ok, I dont know if I have a firewall, could that keep viruses and other bad things out from mexican internets?
RITAU: yes it will
RITAU: it works great:-)
RITAU: did you get the links?
You: ok, and should I call someone to clear out my tubes, or will this firefence do that
You: yes i did
You: they are very helpful
RITAU: Are these results sufficient?
RITAU: do you want me to find anything else?"
You: I still dont know what to do about my tubes
You: will they unclog themselves?
RITAU: one moment
You: Its ok, I wouldnt want to take up any more of your time, I'll just call a computer plumber. One other question is there any way to tell if my son has been doing anything illicit on the interwebs?
You: Because if he has...
RITAU: are you sure that he is not doing illicit on interwebs?
You: I think he is a good kid, but im afraid he has been looking at sex
RITAU: i think there wont be any problem
RITAU: cause if there is a virus attack your computer will be very sloww
You: I hear stories about people discracing themselves for the sexual pleasure of thousands
RITAU: and you will get unwanted pop ups
You: I suppose its time for that talk if you know what i mean
You: He gets pop ups all the time
RITAU: ohh yes
RITAU: my honest suggestion is to install firewall
RITAU: and it protects your computer
You: ok
RITAU: do u want me to find anything else?
You: Its time for that talk with my belt to his ass if he has been looking at porn
You: either way
You: thank you for your help
RITAU: you are welcome
RITAU: have a nice day
RITAU: dont worry
RITAU: everything will be okay:-)
You: i will see about getting a firewall integrated into our home system
RITAU: great:-)
RITAU: have a good one
RITAU: bye
You: I just hope he is ok, he will need it!
You: same


The links
Are your tubes clogged, too? | Ask MetaFilter
Are your tubes clogged, too? | Ask MetaFilter
http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/49114

Slashdot | How The Internet Works - With Tubes
Slashdot | How The Internet Works - With Tubes
http://politics.slashdot.org/article...43238&from=rss
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:53 PM BCS is offline  
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You: hows it goin
ThomasW: It's goin' how're you?
You: pretty good
You: im lookin for a place where me and my buddies can ya kno "party" in our special way without being beaten
You: any help with that?
ThomasW: Are you looking for clubs, or something less public?
You: more private would be best, im not sure if all of the stuff we do is legal, ya kno?
ThomasW: Well, let's see what we can find. Give a bit ok. It might take a few minutes...
You: Okaly dokalie
ThomasW: thanks
Status: Session ended.
Session ending due to restricted content

well he was a bundle of info
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[19:10] <TheJacket> LEETSAUZ YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING THINGEVER

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Old 11-09-2006, 12:56 PM leetsauce is offline  
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This thread is gold.
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:58 PM FatCat4-9'er is offline  
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SOMEONE ASK FOR SEARS TOWER BLUEPRINTS ALREADY
Old 11-09-2006, 01:00 PM FishHammer is offline  
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content censorship for the lose
Old 11-09-2006, 01:00 PM JLowry is offline  
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these are fun

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MarsyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hiya marsy, i got a question for you
MarsyF: what is your question?
You: well i woke up this morning and my VTEC wasnt working properly
You: i was just wondering when it should kick in
MarsyF: would you like me to find you a CS number or contact info?
You: im just looking for something i can do to help kick my VTEC into gear
You: maybe a tweak or something
MarsyF: I can certainly find you info on the company and they can further assist you.
You: i asked my boyfriend for help but he's no help, he's still partying over the democratic victory in the elections, and now hes talkin about marriage
You: OH WAIT
You: VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO
MarsyF: ok, have a good night
MarsyF: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
MarsyF: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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STRAIGHT UP 39TH STREET NIGGAH ALWAYS BALLIN ALWAYS HUSTLIN' 394L NEVER FRONTIN NEVER HATIN # 23


[19:10] <TheJacket> LEETSAUZ YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING THINGEVER

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Old 11-09-2006, 01:03 PM leetsauce is offline  
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TheresaA: Hello.
You: KHHHAAAAAANNNN!
TheresaA: Did you need something specific for me to look up or just the term KHHAAAANNN?
You: KHHHAAAAAANNNN!
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Status: Connected to guide: TheresaA
TheresaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
TheresaA: Hello.
You: KHHHAAAAAANNNN!
TheresaA: Did you need something specific for me to look up or just the term KHHAAAANNN?
You: KHHHAAAAAANNNN!
Status: Session ended.



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[19:10] <TheJacket> LEETSAUZ YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING THINGEVER

28095630ab968742f25057cedc7894b8

40942294d095
Old 11-09-2006, 01:11 PM leetsauce is offline  
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You: hi^^
You: this is quite embarassing. i was wondering if you could tell me about penis enlargement
teresav: Yes, I'm sure that is quite embarassing.
You: yes
You: my wife, she laugh at me
You: so i punch her in head
teresav: How sad. Well have a good day.
teresav: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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