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TeresaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello TeresaA
TeresaA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I had a question about Viagra. I need to know how long it takes for these things to kick in?
You: I have taken 3 pills already and nothing for like 20 minutes
TeresaA: Ok sure, just give me a few moments to find the best results
You: Ok hurry please... This bitch is getting expensive
You: $150 an hour. Can you believe that? what ever happened to the good ol days?
TeresaA: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: I really need to know. If its gonna take me more than 45 minutes to get hard, I might as well send this hooker to McDonalds. A big mac with a large boner please
You: know what I mean?
TeresaA: lol
TeresaA: Here is the official site
You: Oh oh wait, Im starting to get something...
You: I think its kicking in
TeresaA: the other 2 are message boards
TeresaA: all three should be helpful
TeresaA: maybe....
You: OMFG I AM HUGE!
You: 10 FUCKING INCHES!
TeresaA: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (10 FUCKING INCHES!)
TeresaA: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: I HAVE NEVER FELT SO LARGE AND IN CHARGE IN MY LIFE
You: wow! im getting lightheaded
You: its like im high!
You: wait...
You: can you look up adverse effects of passing out?
You: im not feelin,.fdddddddd
TeresaA: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
TeresaA: Enjoty your night!
Old 11-09-2006, 05:30 PM Shorik is offline  
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Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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thier replys take fucking eons
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:35 PM g0rg0n is offline  
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This is so
Old 11-09-2006, 05:36 PM Overconfidence is offline  
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I want to be a cha cha guide, seems like good side money and they do it pyramid style too..
Old 11-09-2006, 05:37 PM Edo is offline  
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Serv0h
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyW
AmyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
AmyW: Hello
You: I'm trying to find a guy in Seattle
AmyW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi
AmyW: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: Ok.
AmyW: I will send you free site listings
You: Well I know his name, and I was wondering if you could find where he lives for me
You: His name is Mike
AmyW: We look up the sites and send the most relevant sites to you
You: I think his last name is Rotch.
You: Do you know where to find him?
AmyW: I will send you sites to search for free
You: That's not much help
You: Can you just show me where Mike Rotch is?
AmyW: I am sorry. We search for the websites. Let me see what I can find for you
You: Are you taking extra time so that you get paid more?
You: That's what I would do
You: I'd stream some radio and MySpace while people wait.
You: Is there some type of "How's My Guiding?" hotline I can call? Really, this is taking longer than it should.
You: Can you do a search for me on "Reporting Terrible ChaCha guides?"
You: Hello?
You: Amy, I have a search result for you. I suggest you take a look:
You: http://sbinfocanada.about.com/od/cus...tservrules.htm

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Old 11-09-2006, 05:41 PM Serv0h is offline  
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Shorik
 
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Originally Posted by ServOh View Post
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyW
AmyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
AmyW: Hello
You: I'm trying to find a guy in Seattle
AmyW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi
AmyW: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: Ok.
AmyW: I will send you free site listings
You: Well I know his name, and I was wondering if you could find where he lives for me
You: His name is Mike
AmyW: We look up the sites and send the most relevant sites to you
You: I think his last name is Rotch.
You: Do you know where to find him?
AmyW: I will send you sites to search for free
You: That's not much help
You: Can you just show me where Mike Rotch is?
AmyW: I am sorry. We search for the websites. Let me see what I can find for you
You: Are you taking extra time so that you get paid more?
You: That's what I would do
You: I'd stream some radio and MySpace while people wait.
You: Is there some type of "How's My Guiding?" hotline I can call? Really, this is taking longer than it should.
You: Can you do a search for me on "Reporting Terrible ChaCha guides?"
You: Hello?
You: Amy, I have a search result for you. I suggest you take a look:
You: http://sbinfocanada.about.com/od/cus...tservrules.htm

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Old 11-09-2006, 05:43 PM Shorik is offline  
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crap, got kicked off again...going to have to choose my words more carefully
Old 11-09-2006, 05:45 PM oFFaL is offline  
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Meh...
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:45 PM Jester is offline  
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I've been chatting with a guide for about 10 minutes. Apparently she gets paid the whole time. $5-$10 an hour, if your an expert in that category she can make the $10.
Old 11-09-2006, 05:46 PM Edo is offline  
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Serv0h
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: NevaN
NevaN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi NevaN
NevaN: Hello,What may I help you find on kitten
You: Your name is almost the same backwards as it is forwards. Crazy
You: I'm wondering if you can help me find information on adapting kittens for use as monorails.
NevaN: well let me see what i can find for you
You: Thank you NeveN
You: Oh. I mean NevaN. Sorry. That backwards and forwards thing is really messing with my mind
You: I'm sure you get that a lot though
NevaN: no actually never have
You: I'm Lysdexic so it's somewhat difficult for me
You: Have you found any information on Kitten/Monorail modifications?
NevaN: i found one site, is that what you are interested in?
NevaN: i found a site that has cats that look like hitler
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:50 PM Serv0h is offline  
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You: Have you found any information on Kitten/Monorail modifications?
NevaN: i found one site, is that what you are interested in?
NevaN: i found a site that has cats that look like hitler

Old 11-09-2006, 05:51 PM oFFaL is offline  
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g0rg0n
Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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they just start ignoring me after a bit


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrisM
ChrisM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
ChrisM: Hello, I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: how are you going to be my guide if you don't even know what I'm looking for?
You: I haven't told you anything yet
ChrisM: Are you looking for the effects of spherical collisions?
You: kind of
You: I didn't know how else to word it
ChrisM: If you would like to give me some more info on what you would like I'll be happy to find it for you.
You: but it's more than just collisions, that implys high force impacts and things like that
You: but it could even be like gentle brushing against
You: get me
You: ?
ChrisM: Sort of
You: like could it be enought energy released to power a fleshlight? I don't know
ChrisM: I really don't understand what it is you want me to find.
ChrisM: I'm sorry
You: because it obviously has massive effects on orientations
ChrisM: If you could give more info that would help
You: like when balls touch each other
You: what do you think is the energy released
You: ?
You: is it physical
You: or like metaphysical
You: why is it only gay if the balls touch is what it breaks down to?
You: I went fishing and we had a guide
You: and he did a way better job than you're doing
You: I caught like 40 trout
You: o you know what that is
You: ?
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:53 PM g0rg0n is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristieS
ChristieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Christie!
ChristieS: Hello!
You: Im looking for a preschool near me, I only have 2 prerequisites
ChristieS: Okay.
You: 1 - It is well shaded, trees, bushes, etc.
You: 2 - Its far away from the police station
You: Im in Los Angeles
ChristieS: One moment please
Old 11-09-2006, 05:59 PM Edo is offline  
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Manik
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TaraM
TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go


OMG COMEDY PLUTONIUM.
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:01 PM Manik is offline  
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RetardedKitten
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DonnaR: Hello!
You: Hello!
DonnaR: How are you?
You: Depends, How are you?
DonnaR: Great! Thanks for asking.
DonnaR: Are you seeking music?
You: no
You: can you tell me jokes
DonnaR: I don't really know any good jokes.
You: what are you wearing
DonnaR: Sweats.
You: I am wearing my wizard hat and robe
DonnaR: Cool.
You: I cast lvl 3 eroticism
DonnaR: Excellent!
You: is it gay if the balls touch?
DonnaR: I don't think so.
You: so the balls are allowed to touch?
DonnaR: I guess it can't always be helped.
You: like it what situations
You: in*
DonnaR: When they are in the storage locker.
DonnaR: In the net.
You: eiffel tower?
DonnaR: Anytime there is more than one set in use really.
You: so it is only natural that the balls touch?
DonnaR: I think so.
You: I NEED A SERIOS ANSWER IM CRYING OVER HERE
DonnaR: I'm serious.
You: So its not gay if the balls touch
DonnaR: No. It's not.
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