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New jawb v.Drug Screen

Just accepted a position at the top Milwaukee hosp as lead of the Clinical Engineering group. Noice.

Hope I don't have to wear scrubs all day long (guy I am replacing does, however)





Headed in to get my drug screen, then just lump around the house until my start date on Dec. 5th.

Anyone recommend any good PC games? Just finished Crysis 3
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Congrats man!

Milwaukee's best hospital huh? Hope they serve this in the commissary


And I can't think of Milwaukee without thinking of Robin Yount and this as a child:

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I had to take my piss test TWICE. First time they said it was a "dilute sample" Apparently I drank too much water on the way to the lab.


I'd never heard of such
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I had to take my piss test TWICE. First time they said it was a "dilute sample" Apparently I drank too much water on the way to the lab.


I'd never heard of such

Had that happen once during a surprise piss test after morning formation one time. Pissed right before formation and didn't have to go. Downed half a gallon of water and they wouldn't accept the sample I gave them. Fucking medics.
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overwatch

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Thx. Will check them out.
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Should have flushed dem roids out of your system a couple weeks sooner..


bye bye cushy hospital job.
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Also, the Witcher 3 Wild hunt



for your extended unemployment.
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Had that happen once during a surprise piss test after morning formation one time. Pissed right before formation and didn't have to go. Downed half a gallon of water and they wouldn't accept the sample I gave them. Fucking medics.


Ugh, that happened to me more than once. Once I was literally walking out of the latrine and still adjusting my belt and our unit pecker checker tinkle tester rep is walking by with his clipboard and says "oh, there you are! You're on the list for UA today, don't leave the area..."

FUCK YOU


Later I learned to stop worrying and love the piss test. 3 hours off work to sit and sip water? Okay, I'll take it
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Should have flushed dem roids out of your system a couple weeks sooner..


bye bye cushy hospital job.


Unless Muscle Milk products are on the 'prohibited' list for this medical group, I'll take my chances.
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Also, in my 'vacation', I've taken a liking to a few local WI brews. Especially Karben4 Brewing Co.'s Fantasy Factory.



And definitely loving New Glarus' "Spotted Cow" Ale
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Ugh, that happened to me more than once. Once I was literally walking out of the latrine and still adjusting my belt and our unit pecker checker tinkle tester rep is walking by with his clipboard and says "oh, there you are! You're on the list for UA today, don't leave the area..."

FUCK YOU


Later I learned to stop worrying and love the piss test. 3 hours off work to sit and sip water? Okay, I'll take it



YEP! Ol' Uncle Sam isn't gonna dock any hrs off your paycheck for shit like that. I also love/loath having to go to TMC in the winter months, because that fucker's always jam-packed. Go in right after morning PT, go home some time around 14:00. lol
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Witcher 3 if you like that style of game
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I've been playing the hell out of Overwatch

Witcher 3 if you like that style of game

whats your battle net

what rank are you
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