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you'd pay $600 for a company logo?

I'd pay $600 to fuck your mother.
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I'd pay $600 to fuck your mother.

you can't even talk to a girl without shitting your pants
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thats why he's paying top tier price for bottom tier poon

no talking required
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you can't even talk to a girl without shitting your pants

I dated a girl for a month last year and fucked her a few times, she even sucked my dick.
At no point during that time did i shit my pants.
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I dated a girl for a month last year and fucked her a few times, she even sucked my dick.
At no point during that time did i shit my pants.

Did she shit on your chest?
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Did she shit on your chest?

No.
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No.

Well............ did you shit on her chest?
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Tut, I've been meaning to ask you, what's that 10bux/month site for the HD sports streams?
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Well............ did you shit on her chest?

No.
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Tut, I've been meaning to ask you, what's that 10bux/month site for the HD sports streams?

http://live247.tv/fly/
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GWOT-E for sure and maybe an AAM/ARCOM.

Cool... That's better than me on my first deployment. I basically got a "go fuck yourself" certificate, 2 coins and a NATO medal.
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Cool... That's better than me on my first deployment. I basically got a "go fuck yourself" certificate, 2 coins and a NATO medal.

NATO medal beats a GWOT-E easy, AAM/ARCOM might not even happen.
I'm trying to reup though and get that fat tax free bonus all of $7800, stackin guap.
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No.

amateur
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No.


Did you root around in her ass?
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