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OMG Hamstar surgery time....

k, this whole fiasco started with this thread:
Roommate's Hamster gets broken leg


and then....




wish us luck...me and the roomie are gonna cut the broken leg off, then carterize it and sanitize it using neosporin. God Be With Us.



edit: Discuss.

edit 2: it is 2:45 am (EST), and we have just gotten the hamster stoned after its surgery. For those just joining, we performed successful surgery on the animals broken foot, and it is now upbeat and cheery after its aputation, with lots of drugs in its system.

edit 3: 10:45 am. Hamstar is doing just fine, found him eating his carrot we gave him last night. will try to get pics and post ASAP.

ok, heres the plan: my buddy will be off work sometime early this afternoon, we are gonna get cell cam pics, and post. i'll show you, stapler.




Feb. 21 2006 update: the school newspaper ran an ad about a month after this thread was made, and PETA was offering a $1000 reward for info regarding the incident. no one told, we kicked out the roommate whose hamster it was for general douchebaggery, and the hamster died about 1.5 months after the thread was made. we ceremonially burned the corpse in a makeshift boat made from cardboard in the back yard, since traditional japanese funerals are done this way, except with water, but we couldnt find any. but the roommate didnt put any kind of fuel on the corpse, only the box, so the carcass only got mildly singed, and some animal probably ate it.

ad:


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you're gonna kill the fucking hamster... then send it to Pirate Cat
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OMG SOMEONE PHOEN SPCA !!!
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DUDE WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!
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That would likely be categorized as animal cruelty...
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pics
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This thread is useless without pics!


translation: You aren't actually doing this, stop the already.
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dude.. not cool

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Wow thats seriously fucked up. Take it to a vet
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Please don't!
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pics. NOW.
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