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dvq
Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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Hay Guys! I'm on Birth Control! (PICS!) (56K = OKAY!) (Now with lactating action!)

So like, a girl left a birth control patch @ my apartment, and I neglected to tell her she forgot it here. So I've decided to put it on for three weeks and see what happens. What's the worst that can happen, right?

Onto the

One handsome specimen!


One patch!



That is NOT A MACRO!

Strip Tease + Application Process


Patch Applied!! (You'd think they make these in different flesh tones, this thing is almost fucking neon on my tan skin!)


That's right guys, I'M FULLY BIRTH CONTROLLED BIATCH!



So ya, watcha think?


Update #1 - Monday April 04, 2005 (.com.net.org links, www-less people can go to hell)
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php...1#post14296726
http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php...1#post14296726
http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php...1#post14296726
Update #2 - Tuesday April 05, 2005
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php...8#post14314608
http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php...8#post14314608
http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php...8#post14314608
Update #3 - Wed April 06, 2005
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php...9#post14322749
http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php...9#post14322749
http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php...9#post14322749
Update #4 - Mon April 11, 2005
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php...0#post14383810
http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php...0#post14383810
http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php...0#post14383810
Update #5 - Mon April 11, 2005
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php...1#post14386715
http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php...1#post14386715
http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php...1#post14386715
Update #6 - Mon April 11, 2005 <--- FINALE
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php...1#post14387237
http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php...1#post14387237
http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php...1#post14387237

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you're gonna grow breasts
Old 04-03-2005, 06:26 PM Aldaris is offline  
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daria
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stuff and things
 
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you gon get pregnant, it works backward for guys
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wait, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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The patch also thickens your cervical mucus, making it difficult for sperm to enter the uterus and reach any eggs that may be released.

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that is a bad idea
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I think yer gonna grow tits now
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You are about to grow a vagina
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youre supposed to rotate them weekly anyway
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...no
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you're gonna grow breasts
this was going to be my reply

I've got a bunch of left over pills if you want them
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are you sure that's a good idea?
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this was going to be my reply

I've got a bunch of left over pills if you want them
PIF...
















wait, no
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