Hay Guys! I'm on Birth Control! (PICS!) (56K = OKAY!) (Now with lactating action!)

[IcW@teR]

yea im pretty sure thats a bad idea

[g33k_kid]

Originally Posted by danvuquoc

I will update with a new picture everyday and draw something on my ass everyday to prove I'm still wearing it for however long it is.

I like your dedication. If you do grow a vagina, just remember that it was for science.

[rizla]

this has serious potential

[bluechip]

Er, I don't think that's a good idea!

[[BBB]Ktulu]

The medication in an Ortho-evra patch is only good for 7 days. There's nothing left to inject once the week is over.

[zoopnazi]

Originally Posted by g33k_kid

I like your dedication. If you do grow a vagina, just remember that it was for science.

and to post pics in PMO

[ytcracker]

Originally Posted by [BBB]Ktulu

The medication in an Ortho-evra patch is only good for 7 days. There's nothing left to inject once the week is over.

yea i said that already

[liquidtrance123]

This thread winz

[Kazuma]

Growing Zyxena some replacement ovaries?

[gaz]

ah well, enjoy your hypogonadism (google that for fun)

[Kenshin]

This thread has some serious funnay potential.

.folder++

[kristchan]

In the first 3 months, you may experience these side effects:
Breast discomfort. Breast symptoms include pain, tenderness, and engorgement.
Breakthrough bleeding and spotting.
A reaction of the site of application.
Headache.
Nausea.
Upper respiratory infection
Menstrual cramps.
Problems wearing contact lenses.
Fluid retention or raised blood pressure.
Mood changes.
Abdominal pain.


Important safety facts: The contraceptive patch contains hormones similar to those in birth control pills. Hormonal contraceptives are not for everybody. Most side effects of the contraceptive patch are not serious and those that are, occur infrequently. Serious risks, which can be life threatening, include blood clots, stroke or heart attacks and are increased if you smoke cigarettes.

have fun

[dvq]

Originally Posted by gaz

ah well, enjoy your hypogonadism (google that for fun)

STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME FUCKER!

I EAT SHITS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST I AIN'T SCURRED!

[Therapist]

Originally Posted by kristchan

this was going to be my reply

I've got a bunch of left over pills if you want them

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ON BC YOU BITCH

[Reverend Sin]

Ortho Evra is the worst patch you can get anyway, it's only actually got like a 28-32% effectiveness, a friend of mine got pregnant after she'd been on it for 3 months. One broken condom + Ortho Evra = Baby Girl up for Adoption.