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I would assume the swing implies children live in the house...

So I'd take all my clothes off, and hide in the bush to the right. Then as soon as night falls, I would break into the house and search through the medicine cabinet. I'd be looking for some chloroform, which I would coincidentally find, along with cotton buds. I would then sneak upstairs...

Then I would look through the bedrooms until I found a child. Whence I found one, I'd tuck them in, and kiss their cheek then move on to the parents. I would knock out the sleeping parents with chloroform. I'd then proceed to rape the mother and plant my seed.

I will continue to do this for a few months, until the wife is pregnant and eventually gives birth to my child.

It would now be time for an anonymous letter with the following writing:

"Dear Mr and Ms. Chundeschwick (because thats their greasy euro name)

It may humor you to know that for the past 4 months I have been breaking in and having sex with the lady of the house. Your newest son is indeed my son, as you will notice by his physical appearance. I have attached a photo of myself at the age of 5 so that you will know what to expect.



Loving your wife affecionately,

Macaulay Culkin"
Old 07-11-2007, 09:09 AM MachinegunHead is offline  
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Loving your wife affecionately,

Macaulay Culkin"

are you a girl and are you in the movie beethoven
Old 07-11-2007, 09:11 AM Melvin is offline  
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Go around to the front of the house.
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:14 AM The Internet is offline  
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break the window next to it.
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Door's locked, jump the fence now.

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Go around to the front of the house.



















Old 07-11-2007, 09:19 AM prowler is offline  
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now that you are at the front, try that door. If it is locked then break a window and get inside
Old 07-11-2007, 09:22 AM Vote McCain! is offline  
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now that you are at the front, try that door. If it is locked then break a window and get inside

The man is not an alien. He can understand the consequences of breaking a window so he won't as it's likely to get him in trouble.
Old 07-11-2007, 09:25 AM prowler is offline  
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He should now place his genitals in the letter box.
Old 07-11-2007, 09:30 AM MachinegunHead is offline  
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This is pretty cool. I'll play!

Check under the doormat for a key.
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:33 AM Pyro is offline  
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The man is not an alien. He can understand the consequences of breaking a window so he won't as it's likely to get him in trouble.

no hes doing it cause its his house and hes locked out.
Old 07-11-2007, 09:34 AM Melvin is offline  
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The man should steal some shoes first. Check under the welcome mat for a key!
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Get the key from the safe in the office. The combination is 2236.
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After the doormat check through the letterbox and see what's inside.
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The man should steal some shoes first. Check under the welcome mat for a key!

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Nothing.
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