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also, all the pics i have are several years old.

I AM A BEER SNOB NOW I ONLY HAVE DARK BEERS IN THE FRIDGE LOLOLZ

just post pics of your fiancee instead. we don't really want to see you
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poem i just wrote for genmay

Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me <10ks
Is there anyone nightcrew?

Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling kiddie.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your corral again.

Relax.
I need some content first.
Just the basic smilies:
Can you show me where it ?

There is no kc krew, you are imagining things.
A distant mods smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in k's.
Your postcounts move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a newfag I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. good.
Thatll keep you going for the show.
Come on its time to go.

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably oldfag.
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Whizzleteets
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just post pics of your fiancee instead. we don't really want to see you

ha, because that's going to happen.
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ha, because that's going to happen.

even if you did post them, i still wouldn't believe she exists.
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no that is real.
well, kind of.
i still don't understand why anyone would spend that much time on eyebrows.

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DELICIOUS!



Don't ever post like that again.
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fuck those shoes are nice
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is that one of those "barber shops" i hear so much about?

you know, where people sit around and take all day to get their hair cut, while ting about anything under the sun?
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is that one of those "barber shops" i hear so much about?

you know, where people sit around and take all day to get their hair cut, while ting about anything under the sun?

we have like 3 new ones just open in this place
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it's weird because there are no black people in london ontario
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is that one of those "barber shops" i hear so much about?

you know, where everyone takes turns sodomizing the fat guy while everyone else watches and giggles?


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Old 12-11-2008, 02:14 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
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fixt

that movie was awesome
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hey, that's pretty gross.
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fuck those shoes are nice

They're actually from like the spring of 2003 and are literally falling apart now. Back from the era of this pic...look at how young I looked.







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is that one of those "barber shops" i hear so much about?

you know, where people sit around and take all day to get their hair cut, while ting about anything under the sun?


White people wouldn't be there. 2 of my shops are exactly like that though, only often people don't come to get a cut at all, they come to play video games or place bets on games, or to just after work or something. It's like happy hour only less beers. Hell, one of my shops has a pool table in it. I'll be in the shop tomorrow.



And that pic up there was the front office of a brewery we toured a few days before thanksgiving. I posted because the talk had turned to beer.

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