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I cna't handle big doge?


well you could, but since you work and have a bachelor pad apartment it wouldn't really be ideal for a big dog... plus big dogs cost more to take care of, etc
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And they eat shit. So there's that.


in our house we flush after emptying our butts, so they don't get the opportunity
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owning a dog = picking up poop


for people who live in the city and walk their dogs in public... otherwise, nein
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FUCK dogs. whole house will smell like them, destroy every pc of furniture you have, every article of clothing/shoe.

Plus you have to constantly take the fuckers outside? Pffft. Eat a dick.


Cats are where it's at.


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well you could, but since you work and have a bachelor pad apartment it wouldn't really be ideal for a big dog... plus big dogs cost more to take care of, etc

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I don't trust people that don't like dogs, but in general I trust a dog that doesn't like a person. I don't see myself having a dog, either. Wouldn't really work with my lifestyle too well, I can be gone at work for up to 12 hours at a time when I only expected to be gone for 2.
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My oldest dog, when he was a puppy, did $40,000 damage to my house by chewing the water line that feeds the ice maker on the fridge.

I'd take him 17 times out of 10 over the fucking cats I have. THEY destroy the house, not the dogs. Fucking cat piss and puke everywhere all the time.

Home owners insurance will cover what the dog did. They won't cover cat piss
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How is that $40k?
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How is that $40k?

Water damage,
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Water damage,

fuck that, dog
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Flooded the kitchen, dining room, living room, and half the hallway. Additional damage done because he shit and pissed in the water, contaminating everything so simply drying stuff out wasn't good enough. Everything the water touched had to be thrown out. My kids stopped me from shooting him that night. He turned out to be a really good dog. He got left home with a muzzle on for a couple of years after that though until he was old enough to trust.
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That was 8 years ago and I got a brand new kitchen out of the deal though so, there's that
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That was 8 years ago and I got a brand new kitchen out of the deal though so, there's that


not my story, thank God... but this is a nightmare flooding story

1. woman hires pressure washers to come and clean the outside of her home. Washers hook up to her house's water system, clean and leave.

2. a day later, lady takes shower in downstairs bath. Something related to the washers using her system caused water hammer or something (air in system?) that completely blew the faucet off in the upstairs bath after she started her shower. She heard a noise but had no idea what had happened and by the time she realized, the bathroom was basically already destroyed and there was water also in the walls downstairs.

3. insurance covered the cost of water damage repairs, but lady decides it would be a perfect time to go ahead and completely remodel bathroom, which was many thousands of dollars out of pocket on top of the insurance repair money she received.

4. bathroom gets remodeled, but during the remodel, the contractors ruined her downstairs carpet when they left nasty toilet wax ring bootprints all through her living room She complained and they agreed to pay to have them professionally cleaned. WHITE carpet, mind you. Not good enough, so lady decides to eat it and decides now is a good time to replace all downstairs flooring with hardwood.

5. hardwood flooring is done, everything looks beautiful! When it came time to move appliances back in, none of them fit because the hardwood flooring was thicker than the floor she had before. yay!

I honestly don't remember if she decided to go with slightly smaller replacement appliances or a whole new set of custom cabinets, but holy fuck can you imagine that luck?
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