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her being knocked up is known truth

im talking about this thread

absolutely nobody is that fucking stupid. Had it been truth...$5 says she gets an STD

but ick. then you'd need proof of the std.
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Old 04-23-2005, 08:05 PM DJFaceMachine is offline  
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but ick. then you'd need proof of the std.
didn't we already have that in my PMO thread?
Old 04-23-2005, 08:47 PM kristchan is offline  
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I'd send you my manayse, but only if you put it all over your face and those boobs of yours.

deal?
Old 04-23-2005, 09:36 PM Elite_Garbage_Man is offline  
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I'd send you my manayse, but only if you put it all over your face and those boobs of yours.

deal?
wow. you sure know how to sweet talk the ladies. such a smooth come on. how could I pass up an impressive offer like that?
please oh please send me your 'manayse', Mr. 28k. I'll do whatever you want.

 did I lay the sarcasm on too thick? 
Old 04-23-2005, 10:09 PM kristchan is offline  
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wow. you sure know how to sweet talk the ladies. such a smooth come on. how could I pass up an impressive offer like that?
please oh please send me your 'manayse', Mr. 28k. I'll do whatever you want.

 did I lay the sarcasm on too thick? 
how on earth did a bitch like you get pregnant? must have had strep throat that week
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Old 04-23-2005, 11:08 PM cromicus is offline  
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Old 04-23-2005, 11:11 PM A:4U2# is offline  
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Originally Posted by kristchan
wow. you sure know how to sweet talk the ladies. such a smooth come on. how could I pass up an impressive offer like that?
please oh please send me your 'manayse', Mr. 28k. I'll do whatever you want.

 did I lay the sarcasm on too thick? 

i liek u
Old 04-23-2005, 11:18 PM synaesthesia is offline  
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wow. you sure know how to sweet talk the ladies. such a smooth come on. how could I pass up an impressive offer like that?
please oh please send me your 'manayse', Mr. 28k. I'll do whatever you want.

 did I lay the sarcasm on too thick? 


Those speed seducing classes i took are finally paying off.
Old 04-24-2005, 12:27 AM Elite_Garbage_Man is offline  
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kristchan
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Have you hatched the little Jewish penguin yet?
I had her 3 months ago. I just thought this would make a good thread.
Old 04-24-2005, 02:22 AM kristchan is offline  
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ok, who told kristchan i sent her my herpes infested mansauce?
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Old 04-24-2005, 02:34 AM plot is offline  
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ok, who told kristchan i sent her my herpes infested mansauce?
at this point I'm still willing to try it
Old 04-24-2005, 02:37 AM kristchan is offline  
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is it me, or is the funny wearing out?
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Old 04-24-2005, 02:39 AM mofugger is offline  
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is it me, or is the funny wearing out?

needs moar baby / babyjuice
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is it me, or is the funny wearing out?
Old 04-24-2005, 05:47 AM kristchan is offline  
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C+ attempt at saving teh funnay
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