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Originally Posted by kristchan
I've decided to have 7 children. and space them all 5 years apart. that's about how long it takes your body to recover.


Sorry babe, but national interest trumps your desires. I'm not getting any younger and if you wait for another 5 years I will be pushing 35, which means I can't start the serious physical training, hanh-to-hand combat, and firearm training until I am about 45. That just will not do. tell ya what, lets just rapid fire out 4 more kids, once every year and we can go ahead and form our oen fireteam. Also, since they will be so close in age we train them at the same time. Don't worry, I'll take care of the combat training, and political indoctrinations, you just go ahead and start getting fertile.

Also, make me a sandwich while you are at it. Planning an Empirial bloodline takes alot of effort.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:54 PM spook75 is offline  
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so... over the course of the next 25 years you're gonna have 5 more kids?

can i father the last one? something about old people sechs...

I will not allow you to pollute my imperial bloodline. Prepare to be "removed".
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:56 PM spook75 is offline  
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You could easily get a c-section. My mom was never actually in labor with me. She went to the doctor for a normal check up. He apparantly had some vacation to go on (I was born August 6), and she was due during it. So upon seeing that I was all good and healthy, he sent her to the hospital to have me taken out. My mom didn't like that doctor very much but she can't go into the whole 'OMG i was on labor with you for five weeks!' thing. (She also had to have my sister through a c-section for a reason that I can't remember, which made things bad when she went in for a hysterectomy because things weren't 'strecthed' as they would be after having a kid through there and everything was too close. they accidently punctured a hole in the bladder and ended up having to take out the ovaries as well and not just the uterus. although i was only 11 at the time so i may be confused, but i know the bladder thing happened)
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Old 04-25-2005, 05:11 PM ArUgByLoVeR is offline  
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I was with one guy, no matter what I said or did, he was a pounder. He thought my vocalizations were pleasure when in fact it was just painful. I don't miss that sex one bit.

shoulda just stabbed him in the leg or something, then when he asked why you didn't stop when he was screaming to, tell him you thought he liked it
Old 04-25-2005, 05:15 PM f00ker's Wife is offline  
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That's 5 pounds, 8.10 oz, and 7.70 USD. Sorry it's late, you'll have to understand, it took a little while to collect. And I'm too cheap for overnight, so your quivering aperture will have to wait a few more days to recieve it's bounty.
Edit: Make my title "Five pounds of semen is it's own reward."
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:08 PM Phr3d is offline  
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That's 5 pounds, 8.10 oz, and 7.70 USD. Sorry it's late, you'll have to understand, it took a little while to collect. And I'm too cheap for overnight, so your quivering aperture will have to wait a few more days to recieve it's bounty.
Edit: Make my title "Five pounds of semen is it's own reward."
now that I'm being induced, that's probably going to be sitting at the post office fermenting for a week or two.

I hope they don't notice the smell.
Old 04-25-2005, 06:14 PM kristchan is offline  
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now that I'm being induced, that's probably going to be sitting at the post office fermenting for a week or two.

I hope they don't notice the smell.
Well, damn. Maybe you can enjoy it afterwards anyway.
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:18 PM Phr3d is offline  
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W...T...F!?

She sticks her whole hand up her vag! 2 is uncomfortable as it is...is 4 even possible? I'm weirded out. What the crap is a FemCap?

4 is easy with stretching, it just takes time. I've stretched a girl to 4 and just about every movement had her quivering, she didn't realize it until I started doing it either and then she got turned on by it every time we talked about it until I dumped her.

Edit: And she insisted on it during foreplay too, it was crazy.
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:23 PM Reverend Sin is offline  
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Old 04-25-2005, 07:17 PM Nts Kamer is offline  
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kristchan > *

If I did not have a wife, 2 mistresses and 4 hoe's in different area codes, I would be all over her.

wait, I don't
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Old 04-25-2005, 07:48 PM odd is offline  
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my guy I only did like 3 times. which made the whole suicide thing even more weird.


edit: I'm never again dating a guy who's only been with 1 or 2 girls. they're worse and more uptight about feedback than virgins.


I have been with only about 75 or so.



is my sperm still ok?
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Old 04-25-2005, 08:17 PM odd is offline  
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I have been with only about 75 or so.



is my sperm still ok?
it's too late. I am no longer in need of semen. but I appreciate the offer.
Old 04-25-2005, 08:24 PM kristchan is offline  
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it's too late. I am no longer in need of semen. but I appreciate the offer.

Well, I guess there will be a rotting bag of jizz in your P.O. box then.
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:15 PM odd is offline  
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:31 PM sanjay is offline  
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