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Maybe you should call us in the middle of the night when the newborn is screaming her head off so I can deromanticize the whole motherhood thing

Mine didn't do that

Teething, however, is a different story.

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Maybe you should call us in the middle of the night when the newborn is screaming her head off so I can deromanticize the whole motherhood thing
sure! I'm planning on calling the sperm donar for every middle of the night feeding. I can make another phone call.
But Mike never answers his phone when it's me. he thinks I'm his ex-gf in South Dakota.
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sure! I'm planning on calling the sperm donar for every middle of the night feeding. I can make another phone call.
But Mike never answers his phone when it's me. he thinks I'm his ex-gf in South Dakota.
I'll give you the house number
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Best Day to B born,Evar!
you mean two days off from the best birthday ever.

8/8/88 > *

As for kids being late... I was born 19 days late My mum's friends started to give up on phoning her to ask if I had arrived yet.
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sure! I'm planning on calling the sperm donar for every middle of the night feeding. I can make another phone call.
But Mike never answers his phone when it's me. he thinks I'm his ex-gf in South Dakota.

So you're not the ex-gf, you're just the booty call?
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Checked my mail. No donations again today.


Went to the doc. The soonest I could be scheduled is Tuesday. I'm now having a May baby.
G-d is punishing me for not doing passover this year.
Old 04-26-2005, 03:08 PM kristchan is offline  
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My birthday is in May, I was almost a Cinco de Mayo baby
Old 04-26-2005, 03:34 PM Ariadne is offline  
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Checked my mail. No donations again today.


Went to the doc. The soonest I could be scheduled is Tuesday. I'm now having a May baby.
G-d is punishing me for not doing passover this year.

think you could hold off having the baby till my bday? that'd be
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Checked my mail. No donations again today.


Went to the doc. The soonest I could be scheduled is Tuesday. I'm now having a May baby.
G-d is punishing me for not doing passover this year.

That's my birthday!
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That's my birthday!
I'll send you the umbilical cord as a present
Old 04-26-2005, 03:42 PM kristchan is offline  
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I'll send you the umbilical cord as a present

send the embicile cord to lilmiss
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I'll send you the umbilical cord as a present

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