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sulchus
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Holy shit, I can't believe I never clicked on this thread before, lol. Damn, if I would have known about this about three days ago, I would have been in the car and four hours later helping you out with that semen in person.

Good luck on the doctor visits. Hope that puts an end to the baby strike.
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Old 04-26-2005, 03:53 PM sulchus is offline  
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HAHA.
May baby!!!!
So is the father not who you previously thought perhaps?
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Old 04-26-2005, 03:55 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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kristchan
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Holy shit, I can't believe I never clicked on this thread before, lol. Damn, if I would have known about this about three days ago, I would have been in the car and four hours later helping you out with that semen in person.
it's not too late
Old 04-26-2005, 04:00 PM kristchan is offline  
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sulchus
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it's not too late

mmm, horny pregnent chick. we could take pics for pmo. it'd be grand. If you havne't popped, by sat, I'll be on my way.

edit// I'll wear the hat.
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Old 04-26-2005, 04:13 PM sulchus is offline  
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kristchan
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mmm, horny pregnent chick. we could take pics for pmo. it'd be grand. If you havne't popped, by sat, I'll be on my way.

edit// I'll wear the hat.
horny is the last word I would use to describe me. but I'll do it for medical purposes.
Old 04-26-2005, 04:16 PM kristchan is offline  
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sulchus
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horny is the last word I would use to describe me. but I'll do it for medical purposes.

i'm not doing it for medical purposes.
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Old 04-26-2005, 04:16 PM sulchus is offline  
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kristchan
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i'm not doing it for medical purposes.
just promise not to talk during it
Old 04-26-2005, 04:24 PM kristchan is offline  
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sulchus
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just promise not to talk during it

all right. I'll bring a labcoat to keep this all professtional like.
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Old 04-26-2005, 04:26 PM sulchus is offline  
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kristchan
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and a speculum?


edit: study up on this. I think 'Edge of the bed' would work best.

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Old 04-26-2005, 04:32 PM kristchan is offline  
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and a speculum?


edit: study up on this. I think 'Edge of the bed' would work best.
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This position, however, does allow him to thrust more deeply, so you'll have to tell him how gentle and slow you want him to be.
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Woman on top: This can be a satisfying position during late pregnancy, allowing you to control pacing and be more comfortable. Make sure, however, that he doesn't enter you too deeply.

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Spoon: The spoon position can be very cozy and intimate. In this case you should lie on your side curled in a C, with your partner facing your back and curled around you. He then enters your vagina from behind while both of you are lying on your sides.
LOL SHE SAID VAGINA
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Old 04-26-2005, 04:49 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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Julie
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so you have tried eating spicy food? go and get a bottle of hot sauce and drink it.

or do the Friends thing. try everything, then be like hmm i guess the only way to do it is sex. get a guy all ready to have sex with you and then you'll go into labor so he gets nothing.
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Old 04-26-2005, 07:40 PM Julie is offline  
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Its a long thread, and I might have missed it...but what are you going to name her?
Old 04-26-2005, 07:53 PM karax is offline  
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That's my birthday!

My birthday is the day after yours.

May B-days FTW
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Old 04-26-2005, 08:02 PM Vienge. is offline  
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kristchan
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so you have tried eating spicy food? go and get a bottle of hot sauce and drink it.

or do the Friends thing. try everything, then be like hmm i guess the only way to do it is sex. get a guy all ready to have sex with you and then you'll go into labor so he gets nothing.
I've been eating salsa like it was going under prohibition. it's been one of my cravings.

no one I would be willing to sleep with is willing to sleep with me.

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Its a long thread, and I might have missed it...but what are you going to name her?
I'm soooo not going into that again. it just makes me cranky.
Old 04-26-2005, 08:06 PM kristchan is offline  
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I see, I see...Well just don't name her Hooty McBoobies and I'm sure it will be great
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