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My ex-fience and I used to go park in a grave yard and have sex in the cabin of his Ford Ranger.
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Old 01-21-2003, 08:38 PM Kimdoesurbdygood is offline  
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got head during "catch me if you can" after that, i didn't think the movie was half bad
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at a club, onstage
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at a club, onstage
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My places aren't "strange", just unconventional...

1. in a movie theater while watching "The Lion King".. kinda gives Hakunna Mattata a new meaning

2. in a bathroom at a bar, one of our friends popped in to take pictures with my camera.

3. in the Mississippi river during a ski outing with my family (I had sex with my ex-fiance)

4. at my ex's work, we christened every surface there, including the new store sign which was in the process of being painted, it now hangs above the building... but I had sex on it.

Hrm, thats all I can think of right now.
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Strangest place was Disneyland, one of the logjam rides, it got stuck, we got out of the boat to take one of the exits, the ride started again, leaving us standing and watching people go by in the boats.

There was a section of 'scenery' you couldn't be seen from, so... cue porno music.

Bunch of other 'non-standard' places, museums, bathrooms, semi-public stuff.

Honorable mention goes to having sex on top of the gym roof of my high school while class was in session.
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Baseball field.
Bench outside of a nursery home.
Baltimore Inner Harbor
Balcony, late night, there were kids below us, but it was dark so there was really no risk.
Behind some building on Ritchie highway

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My last g/f and I:

boss's office, on his desk (after hours, boss not present)
front lawn
hotel pool/hot tub
at my parents' house, in my old bedroom, with the door open, and them at home not knowing it was going on
on the beach
on the hood of the car, in the street
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this sluts little sister's bed, filled with stuffed animals.

and afterwards that slut brushed her teeth with her little sisters toothbrush.


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Old 01-22-2003, 07:42 PM briankeys is offline  
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My ex-fience and I used to go park in a grave yard and have sex in the cabin of his Ford Ranger.
hmm stange
me and my ex use to go to a graveyard in my ford ranger.....



(BTW im serious )
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play gound of an elementary school in the winter (no school wasnt in)
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play gound of an elementary school in the winter (no school wasnt in)
I feel sorry for the male in that one...

Cold weather + pen0s =

Just to think...if there was any "wetness" on the ol oil changer and he touched the damn playgym...instant stick...ooohh...that agony
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I feel sorry for the male in that one...

Cold weather + pen0s =

Just to think...if there was any "wetness" on the ol oil changer and he touched the damn playgym...instant stick...ooohh...that agony
i don't know about you, but i don't just go around smacking metal poles with my dick after sex
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her parents' bed...

back of a Jeep... a whole lot more difficult than you'd think, but I imagine it could be good with some creative use of the rollcage as handlebars...

in her swimming pool while her mom was standing in the kitchen looking out the window while she made dinner. She could see us, but couldn't tell what was going on (at least I don't think she could, she never said anything, and she was the type that normally would have)

and this is not strange but kinda cool... banged this one chick on her couch and by the time we were done the couch was sitting crooked. Found out we had broken two of the little feet off of it on the bottom... couch never did sit right after that!
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1) in a house, with a mouse
2) on a train, in the rain
3) in a box, with a fox
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