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It wasn't as bad as i thought

Ive talked to my GF's parents before, but never in a formal setting <if thats what you can call her>

So the other night she calls me asks if ive had dinner yet. I say no, and she asks if id like to have dinner with her and the family. So i say yes

We go to IHOP <Ok not real formal but dam good food> Had the sourdough buger incase you'll wanna know <its very good>.

We all just sat there and talked, me tring to be polite, and not keep my elbows on the table, i did keep my left hand in my lap but said fuckit, was uncomfortable

then her parents left, me and her left in my car, had plans to check a movie, but nothing was showing, so we drove round, went to one spot to check out the stars.

As where were leaving i ask "Heh you know it'd be so cool if i do a burn-out". She wanted me to, so i riped it out w00t <pissing of people in some rich neighborhood>. Both had a good time.

Then we went back to her house, grabbed a few blankets then went to her office, laid there togheter. Dam she looked good, never seen her wear lipstick before. She had on some dark ruby red lipstick. and some SILCK boxers, no undies.

And well the rest of the night is history

best date ever <for me atleast> and no pics
of the girl or the sourdough burger <dam that was good>
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Old 01-19-2003, 04:20 PM IMFlacid is offline  
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I'm happy for you. Do her parents like you?

They probably wouldn't if they knew about the slick boxers and no undies
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I'm happy for you. Do her parents like you?

They probably wouldn't if they knew about the slick boxers and no undies
i dunno if "like" is correct, maybe they just tolerated me
But i did notice how my gf acks just like her mom
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Old 01-19-2003, 04:30 PM IMFlacid is offline  
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The sourdough burger rocks. Me and my old man went to the big city with a Best Buy and some other stores for Black Friday. We went down Thrusday night and spent the night (place is about an hour and a half away). There was nothing open on that Thanksgiving night...We drove and drove and finally came upon an open IHOP.

I wasn't in the mood for breakfast, and a steak from IHOP...just doesn't sound right. So I got that sourdough burger and holy shit, it rocked
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first time in teh big city huh?

and perkins has the best eggs and bisquit.
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first time in teh big city huh?

and perkins has the best eggs and bisquit.
Bob Evans has the bomb biscuits. Perkins has the best value for breakfast though, tremendous twelve for like 5.99 is a good deal.

Also, the sourdough burger from IHOP rocks.
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draw us some pictures!
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so did you get some ass, or just a glimpse of her silk boxers peeking out from under her flannel pants?
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so did you get some ass, or just a glimpse of her silk boxers peeking out from under her flannel pants?
a gentleman dosen't tell
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Old 01-19-2003, 07:03 PM IMFlacid is offline  
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^^^ That means he did get some ass.
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Mmmmm...sounds good. So how was it?



























That sounded like one good burger. Oh yeah you scored woopie doo....
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free dinner and you got some booty. bonus
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is this the same chick you "pwned" earlier?
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Re: It wasn't as bad as i thought

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As where were leaving i ask "Heh you know it'd be so cool if i do a burn-out". She wanted me to, so i riped it out w00t <pissing of people in some rich neighborhood>. Both had a good time.

what kind of car do you have?
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is this the same chick you "pwned" earlier?
I dunno i can't remember, hummm i didn't think people remember my posts :O i feel special. Now were in a mutal "pwning" stage.

I pwn her then she pwn me

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what kind of car do you have?
93 firbird. although it ain't to quick chicks seem to dig it
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