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"Favorite toilet" people...GRRR

Damnit!
I had to go so I went to the toilets in the dept over from mine. Well there is always this guy that always waits for ONE particular toilet regardless of whether or not all the others are open. Well I'm in there doing my business all by my lonesome when someone comes in and stands in front of my stall.
I'm like WTF is this? So I say out loud that I'm in there. The person turns around and just stands there waiting.
Of course this totally locks me up and kills any pooping instinct that I had. So rather than go out and murder this sonofabitch I cleaned up and purposely wiped some on the seat after I stood up and I didn't flush either. As soon as I come out of the stall I see its mr "Favorite toilet" waiting to take a dump. He gives me a pissed off stare like I beat his cat or something and rushes past me and goes in the stall.

I go to the sink to wash up, listening to his actions all the while.
He goes into the stall, unzips and immediately SITS DOWN!!! No protective paper was there either as I had pushed it into the toilet after I stood up and wiped some shit on the seat.

I tried my hardest not to laugh while I washed up and got outta there 1.5 seconds before I bust a gut laughing.


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thats quite disgusting actually.
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Holy fucking shit!!!!

That is uncalled for, man - but serves him right for using a public toilet


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and that is likely to seriously fuck your microwave up too.
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and that is likely to seriously fuck your microwave up too.
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and that is likely to seriously fuck your microwave up too.
no for you!

you meant to post that in the plasma thread
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I take a dump anywhere but I always clean and cover first.
That guy is just a jackass always messing with people so he can be in "His" stall. I bet he peobably has drugs or something hidden in there...

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This is one reason why I do not like using public bathroom facilities. Although most women do not act this way, you never know. It was a good laugh. I laughed out loud and I'm in a computer lab on campus, and we're supposed to be quiet. Lol.
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