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"coupon book" as x-mas gift...

I remember reading about a few of you giving "sexual coupon books" where the person could redeem them whenever they want. Im gonna make one of these as one of the gifts im getting my gf this x-mas, only less graphic

nothing sexual (beyond kissing)




so i need some ideas on what to make....(dosnt have to be something physical... for example: tell you all the reasons I love you, candlelight dinner made by me.... ect)


lets hear your coupons! And ladies, say some you would love to get!


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Old 12-05-2003, 08:25 PM Bernie Mac is offline  
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lol sexual coupon book thats funny.
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lol sexual coupon book thats funny.
haha, i remember a few people giving/getting them on this board, and the results seemed decent. Im looking for a pg-13 version of this idea:P
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:32 PM Bernie Mac is offline  
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Put a few in there for back massages.
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ideas for the coupons besdies sexual acts? wheres the fun in that

- massage
- going shopping with her with no bitching, guaranteed (if you think you can stand this, attempt at own risk. mental stability not guaranteed. absoluty no refunds.)
- romantic dinner
- moon lit walk? might be a bit cheesy
- breakfast in bed
- one very passionate kiss beyond anything experienced before (special conditions apply, see dealer for details.)
- one random comment, that i (you) tried to make as a compliment but came out slightly wrong... followed by an awkard silence.
- a dance to any song of her choice.


i love my fine print, you should totally put that on the coupons. i made myself over that. either way they should be cute, like the comment with the awkard silence. should at least get a look outta her i could go on but if you know she likes to do something that you hate, make a coupon for it. if you have any persoanl habbit like cracking your knuckles... make a coupon for 24 hours of relief, stuff like that.
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i know its all just mean to be fun, but love and favors dont seem like the type of thing you should have coupons for. shouldnt you be willing to kiss her or massage her anyways? i duno, those are my thoughts.
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true, but its all about presentation. if you put forward the effort to first of all make this up and honestly put time into it... it'll show. then also when you redeem the coupons you do so without hesitation and almost jump up at the opportunity, excited as all hell.

true you should probably always act that way but most of the time you dont. if you want to make something happen and memorable - it will be. if you dont want it to be anything special, then it wont be. all about how you approach it.
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are you dating church girl?
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No sex just takes the fun out of it. My coupons were almost exclusively sexual things... Free sex on the stairs, Free Anal sex, Blowjob in the shower, etc...
Maybe add a few sexual things in there for her, that she can redeem later on in your relationship?
Other than that um... the Massage idea is good. put a couple of those ones in there. Put one in there that says you'll wash her hair (Getting your hair washed by a guy is just somehow so much better!) Um... bah, I'm no good at thinking up non sexual things. That's as far as my help goes, sorry.
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are you dating church girl?

nein, just friends. Although now that im not all over her, she seems more interested. Girls are evil.
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nein, just friends. Although now that im not all over her, she seems more interested. Girls are evil.
if she's just a friend then, maybe you could put a coupon in there for a date or something.

That may sound stupid to some, I'm sure.... but at least it'd give her a reason to ask you out rather than it having to be the other way around.
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if she's just a friend then, maybe you could put a coupon in there for a date or something.

That may sound stupid to some, I'm sure.... but at least it'd give her a reason to ask you out rather than it having to be the other way around.



oh, i think i said this wrong.


This thread was started about my girlfriend. Churchgirl is just a friend. They are 2 seperate people.:P
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oh, i think i said this wrong.


This thread was started about my girlfriend. Churchgirl is just a friend. They are 2 seperate people.:P
ahh, ok.... my bad
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