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Of Mice and Men..

We cant allow mice to run wild in our homes, so I set out a mouse trap and killed one a few days ago..

...and haven't stopped thinking about it since

This mouse tried to snatch the cheese bait and run before the bar spring, but it wasn't fast enough and the bar came down and broke its back. It managed to free itself, but could not longer use its hind legs. I watched it try its best to run away, but all it could do was roll around dragging its rear legs behind it.

I ran and grabbed a broom to finish it off, but as I rose the broom over my head, it just says there on its two front legs looking over its shoulder it me like.. "Please don't"

I made it quick and put it out of its misery, but there has to be a better way to deal with this problem


I don't like using glue because they only starve to death...

I don't like using poisons because when they get sick they hide. When they die they bodies start to decompose begin to stink. I have to tear half the house apart to find them...

Any suggestions on how to solve this problem?
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shove the cheese bait up your steamy ass so the helpless mice can die comfortably from AIDS
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FYI cats will also sever the mouse spinal cord and toss it around like a ragdoll, then depending on the cat either eat it, or leave it twitching until it dies.

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mousetrap or cat is pretty much all there is


and yeah, poison for mice in the house is a horrible idea.
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We cant allow mice to run wild in our homes, so I set out a mouse trap and killed one a few days ago..

...and haven't stopped thinking about it since



Any suggestions on how to solve this problem?

An old method that used to work well was to put out chocolate X-lax and then put a good source of water near where they come into the building

Mice and rats cant throw up and the laxative makes them shit themselves to death.

But they changed the formula a couple decades ago as the ingredients in x lax was more toxic than they knew when it was first made. So I dont know if its strong enough now.
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