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ApathyEcstasy
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Predictions for when there will be an Asian U.S. president.

And I'm talking real Asian. Not like Tiger Woods 2020 or some shit like that. President Wang. The Wang Administration. Etc.

I'm betting not in our lifetime.

Place your bets. I guess you could legitimize this thread a little if you explained the reasoning behind your prediction.

I want to see the day when there'll be a North Korean president, Iranian vice president, Iraqi chief of staff, Afghan secretary of defense, and transsexual secretary of state. 2500 AD maybe?
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as soon as a hot 35yo asian chick runs

reasoning:

1) we have never had a serious female candidate for president because the females who do run for president are un-hot. 99% of politicians get by on their looks. when you compare presidential candidates, the more attractive one always wins. fact.
2) you said asian. fact.
3) an asian woman stands a better chance than an asian man because all women are slightly bisexual and thus more likely to vote for an attractive female candidate than an unatractive male candidate. fact.

check and mate.
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never

black people didn't bomb pearl harbor
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never

black people didn't bomb pearl harbor

yeah and asian people didnt rise up and kill white land owners in the south

time heals all wounds
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as soon as a hot 35yo asian chick runs

reasoning:

1) we have never had a serious female candidate for president because the females who do run for president are un-hot. 99% of politicians get by on their looks. when you compare presidential candidates, the more attractive one always wins. fact.
2) you said asian. fact.
3) an asian woman stands a better chance than an asian man because all women are slightly bisexual and thus more likely to vote for an attractive female candidate than an unatractive male candidate. fact.

check and mate.

are you saying Nixon was a pretty boy?
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edit: delete this post, I thought this was the main section
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America isn't ready for an Asian president.
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There will be a Hispanic president before we have an Asian....in fact I believed that this would happen before we elected a black president. Of course, if Obama fucks up too badly in the next couple years then we may have another century of nothing but whiteys...possibly including a woman prez. (not Hillary or Sarah plzthx)
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America isn't ready for an Asian president.

If we would have had this thread about two years ago, fairly few people would have expected that we were ready for a black President. But here we are.
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Probably around the same time a white person becomes the party leader of the ccp.
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the next time people want to let the pursuit of doing something "historical" influence their votes.
asian man? very hip. asian woman? holy fuck! two birds with one stone!
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A better question would be what would happen first: Asian, female president, or white, gay, atheist president?
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the next time people want to let the pursuit of doing something "historical" influence their votes.
asian man? very hip. asian woman? holy fuck! two birds with one stone!

yea, we all saw how "look how not racist i am.. i voted for a black guy!" worked out for us
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