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Old 12-05-2004, 01:43 PM drumtboy is offline  
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And has NO government regulation whatsoever, yet Dow Chemical, and DuPont Chemical, two major contributors to both of Bush's election campaigns, have a multi-billion dollar stake in the substance. We must demand protection from our government against corporate greed.

Holy shit. The grandson of the guy who owns Dow goes to my school, I could get some quotes from him.

edit: And it wouldn't be hard to get him to say something stupid, he's stoned almost everyday.
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Old 12-05-2004, 01:47 PM thetooflepope is offline  
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Old 12-05-2004, 01:58 PM tH Conscript is offline  
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This is never going to work out as you want it to.
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this should have been done in P[M]O so that when researching, your average pen0r won't be able to find anything on it here.
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:05 PM Her Ghost is offline  
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This is never going to work out as you want it to.
Why not?
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:06 PM gg is offline  
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this should have been done in P[M]O so that when researching, your average pen0r won't be able to find anything on it here.
Thats not what the PMO section is for, and that would signficantly lower the amounts of views/participation by genmay members. Your average soccer mom is not going to look at genmay when email in her inbox makes her go on a crusade to protect her children from deoxyribonucleic acid.
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:08 PM gg is offline  
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Why not?

Because its a good idea now, but in a couple of days given genmays general attention span this thread will be on page 40.
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:09 PM Exhibit is offline  
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:24 PM Gravity Man is offline  
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Not to mention we have 17,000 images of Utah Inmates!
Old 12-05-2004, 02:30 PM pr0ntab is offline  
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it'll be even funnier when these have to go to snopes to be debunked

This is the yardstick by which we should measure our success... if we get our own Snopes entry or not.
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:33 PM Majiwobo is offline  
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im working on an article now
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:48 PM Majiwobo is offline  
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Fucking awesome Idea
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Chinese Cooperation May Lead to Capture of Osama

During the past six months, Bin Laden has been sighted several times in the mountains and open ranges of the Northwest. American intelligence agents in the region are of the opinion that the Saudi millionaire, accompanied by an escort of 50 guerilla mujaheddin, moved East towards Cachemira, and from there crossed into China.

The agents furthermore believe that, previously, Bin Laden held various meetings with high officials of Beijing. He convinced them that he would be capable of obtaining peace in their Muslim provinces. "We know about these meetings," confirmed Mansur Ahmed, police chief of Bandipoor, North of Cachemira. "However, they took place on Chinese territory."

Bin Laden is accompanied by Ayan al-Zawahiri, his primary advisor and personal physician (Bin Laden suffers from a serious renal ailment). Al-Zawahiri is a surgeon, educated in Cairo, accused of terrosrism in Egypt, and condemned to death for rebellion. After Bin Laden, he is the second most wanted terrorist world-wide.

White House sources reject to comment on this issue publicly. "If the negotiations should fail, this would not be the most suitable moment for the president to be seen directly involved in these negotiations," affirmed one source.

It is believed that the possibility for such a deal emerged early this year, after Donald Rumsfeld had met with a delegation of the Chinese government during a visit to the far East. Later, George Tenet, then director of the CIA, requested a viability study for an operation to capture Bin Laden. Tenet was informed that the only possibility would be if they could count on the cooperation of the Chinese.



Mountains where Osama was recently sited



(Bin Laden is not in China...Those "mountains" are actually small hills located in northern minnesota..found on terraserver)
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