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How is Kim Jong Hitler missing a "mystery"?

Since he's gone "missing" NK has:

1. NK has looked to the UN for advice on racial integration
2. NK has visited SK
3. There's some other totally non-racist shit they've done in the last month that I can't remember but it has me believing that -
a. Yes, his sister is in control, and
b. He was killed off for the greater good...
..............i.e. there's a group of NK that is fed up with Il and Un and decided to off them both to join the real world...

amirite???
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He has a broken ankle or something i read

And NK will eventually assimilate into the new world order
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every time this fuckwit posts im like "the fuck why is TuT posting this kind of "

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because we don't know where he is?
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I wonder if NK is as horrible as the media portrays it, why isn't his barber sent to the death camps

that thing doesn't change and no one can be satisfied with that, if it were a proper dictatorship that barber would be in some labour camp or in a human testing facility
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I wonder if NK is as horrible as the media portrays it, why isn't his barber sent to the death camps


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He has a broken ankle or something i read

And NK will eventually assimilate into the new world order

You really think an ankle injury would keep him from supremely leading the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?

No. Most like his sister paid Dennis Rodman to cover his own dick in super concentrated Ebola and then wreck Un's asshole just the way Un likes it.
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because we don't know where he is?

You're being too literal
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Awesome, might have to finish it now.


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You're being too literal

how else should I be in a factual discussion?
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stfu about korea you fucking racist neo-imperials

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every time this fuckwit posts im like "the fuck why is TuT posting this kind of "

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