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I worked at a movie theater in Oregon from 1998 to 2000..

A co-worker of mine used to live in the San Francisco area, and one time when he was at a party, he saw a black guy with a Fubu shirt that had a hole in the front of it. He asked the guy "What happened to your shirt?" and the black guy answered, completely straight-faced, "A white guy was wearing it. I shot him and took the shirt." A cookie of wisdom for any white people trying to be black -- don't wear Fubu in big cities.
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That's the typical seattle/taco look iirc..
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probably some native american, reservation thing
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probably some native american, reservation thing
wat..

The only place that creature is a native of is fucktardlandia
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ever have to clean jizz off the seats?

fun fact: 87% of movie theater seats have human semen particulate on them
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I once saw on a Televised Dog show a breed of portugiese dog that called a Fubu
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