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Squeeky
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Would you use Squeeky Spooge? I'd donate if you really need it. But I dont know if there are laws against you rubbing a 16 year olds baby batter up in yourself.

This is all too hillarious.
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Old 04-21-2005, 05:49 PM Squeeky is offline  
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I'm not starting this drama again. It's my kid and I'll name it what I damn well please.

make your own babies and name them what you want.

I'm not challenging, I actually just want to know.
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Old 04-21-2005, 05:52 PM TheRequiem is offline  
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kristchan
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Yes, and he's being a little fucking bitch about writing you a thank you note. He's got a shitload of them to write. Dont worry, you will get a thank you note if I have to beat the son of a bitch.

We ate the majority of that candy, and he was uber confused as to who the package was from until I told him. He also thought it was you who drew the picture. Had to explain that one too

Thx for everything. He really did like it. The catalogs were a nice touch.

You will get a thank you note soon, I promise.
I don't need a thank you note.
Sorry I can't send him real porn. The Frederick's hotties will have to do.





but I did draw the picture.
Old 04-21-2005, 06:20 PM kristchan is offline  
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are you going to warm up the jizz you recieve?

cold < hot
maybe cold will shock my cervex into opening?
Old 04-21-2005, 06:22 PM kristchan is offline  
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Would you use Squeeky Spooge? I'd donate if you really need it. But I dont know if there are laws against you rubbing a 16 year olds baby batter up in yourself.
if none of these guys come through, you'll be the first one I call.
Old 04-21-2005, 06:23 PM kristchan is offline  
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maybe cold will shock my cervex into opening?
one night at the local campus bar and your cervix will crack right open am i rite
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:23 PM cromicus is offline  
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kristchan
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a guy a 40 week pregnant lady could pick up at a bar, I would want to wear a condom or 3 with.  so I don't give him anything 
not coming in contact with the spooge would defeat the purpose.

this method makes much more sense.
Old 04-21-2005, 06:29 PM kristchan is offline  
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a guy a 40 week pregnant lady could pick up at a bar, I would want to wear a condom or 3 with.  so I don't give him anything 
not coming in contact with the spooge would defeat the purpose.

this method makes much more sense.

I can offer surrogate services, PM my wife for details. Meat Needle only however.
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I thought an orgasm could trigger labor
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:42 PM mofugger is offline  
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I thought about it, but honestly I am not that fucked up to mail sperm. Sure I would pop one in a bag, but the effort it would take to mail it would destroy me. What kind of person mails sperm...REALLY...

Easier said then done, and what kind of person takes someones sperm and plops it in their cooter?

I even mention this to my friends last night for shits and giggles, I got a few :wtfs:, a few s, and a few "you've have had to much to drink."
Old 04-21-2005, 06:47 PM This is one step above smashing on the keyboard. is offline  
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kristchan
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I can offer surrogate services, PM my wife for details. Meat Needle only however.
she said yours didn't work
Old 04-21-2005, 06:48 PM kristchan is offline  
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I thought an orgasm could trigger labor
I haven't had one of those yet this year


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I thought about it, but honestly I am not that fucked up to mail sperm. Sure I would pop one in a bag, but the effort it would take to mail it would destroy me. What kind of person mails sperm...REALLY...
I was counting on you, man

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Easier said then done, and what kind of person takes someones sperm and plops it in their cooter?
if you had ever been 40 weeks pregnant, you would understand

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I even mention this to my friends last night for shits and giggles, I got a few :wtfs:, a few s, and a few "you've have had to much to drink."
were any of them willing?
Old 04-21-2005, 06:51 PM kristchan is offline  
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sad how she's not willing to give a little to get a little
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:51 PM mofugger is offline  
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I haven't had one of those yet this year


try harder
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:52 PM mofugger is offline  
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suffocate
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I can offer surrogate services, PM my wife for details. Meat Needle only however.
hahahahahahaha @ the "meat needle"
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