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how the hell had I missed this thread?

not gonna read all of it, but
Old 04-21-2005, 06:59 PM tequila_jr is offline  
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she said yours didn't work

lies, all lies.
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:59 PM DigitalMocking is offline  
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where's the guy who fucked a crab and posted ? I'm sure he'd donate
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Old 04-21-2005, 07:01 PM mofugger is offline  
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where's the guy who fucked a crab and posted ? I'm sure he'd donate
TubBoy.
Old 04-21-2005, 07:04 PM suffocate is offline  
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Have you tried getting someone to punch you in the stomach?

Perhaps using a hoover on your cooch?

Eating Mexican? Maybe the shits will help you poop out the baby.
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Old 04-21-2005, 07:08 PM Vienge. is offline  
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I'm desperate, but not TubBoy desperate.

not that he's offered. crab fucker thinks he's too good for the pregnant lady, eh?
Old 04-21-2005, 07:13 PM kristchan is offline  
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suffocate
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Quote:
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I'm desperate, but not TubBoy desperate.

not that he's offered. crab fucker thinks he's too good for the pregnant lady, eh?
Why not go to some kind of sperm donation clinic and ask?
Old 04-21-2005, 07:14 PM suffocate is offline  
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Why not go to some kind of sperm donation clinic and ask?

"WHO WANTS TO SPLOOGE ON MY COOCH?!?"
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Old 04-21-2005, 07:15 PM Vienge. is offline  
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Why not go to some kind of sperm donation clinic and ask?
those boys want money
Old 04-21-2005, 07:18 PM kristchan is offline  
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not a chance


still funny though
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Old 04-21-2005, 07:20 PM gg is offline  
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i was going to do it tonight, but my ladyfriend has selfishly destroyed my current stock, for a few hours.
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Old 04-21-2005, 07:20 PM GavinZac is offline  
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i was going to do it tonight, but my ladyfriend has selfishly destroyed my current stock, for a few hours.
BITCH! I NEED IT MORE THAN HER!
Old 04-21-2005, 07:21 PM kristchan is offline  
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BITCH! I NEED IT MORE THAN HER!

is it the actual sperm or just the semen? semen i can do but the little fellas are rarer the 2nd time round
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Old 04-21-2005, 07:23 PM GavinZac is offline  
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kristchan
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is it the actual sperm or just the semen?
that part is unknown.

just to be safe, wait till morning to crank one out.
Old 04-21-2005, 08:02 PM kristchan is offline  
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are you actually serious?
Old 04-21-2005, 08:42 PM sizzlinggrace is offline  
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