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How to open cans with no tools

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If its the apocalypse, just go into any of the thousands of houses nearby and take a can opener.
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They left out the part about cutting your finger off doing that shit. Why didn't they demonstrate on that ginormous can?
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Ginormous can was russian surplus ammo that they probably want to keep in the can for the actual endtimes.

Also, those things are ten bitches on a bitch boat to open with actual tools.
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and for anyone who doesn't know, a P38 can opener is the best 50 cents you can spend in an army surplus store (or ebay, etc)




the original video is awesome, but doesn't help much if you don't have a flat stone or cement surface around, won't work as well rubbing it on the side of a tree


highly recommend a P38 or 10 for anyone who has a 'bugout bag' or just likes to have some things just in case...
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and for anyone who doesn't know, a P38 can opener is the best 50 cents you can spend in an army surplus store (or ebay, etc)




the original video is awesome, but doesn't help much if you don't have a flat stone or cement surface around, won't work as well rubbing it on the side of a tree


highly recommend a P38 or 10 for anyone who has a 'bugout bag' or just likes to have some things just in case...

You can get a pack of 15 on Amazon for $5
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sounds like a good way to cut your finger.
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video is useless to myrapad because neither bacon nor fancy parmigiano come canned

he will probably die of starvation a few days after Obama ashes his menthol onto the big red button
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Bacon does too come in a can...



and it is delicious.
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Seriously I bought a bunch of cans but I eated them all.
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haha forgot all about that

any pics? describe the texture of the contents

are the bacon strips suspended in grease?
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It's like a bunch of good bacon laid out on sheets of wax paper and then rolled up and stuffed in a can. You get a decent amount in each can too. I would call it 1 full pyramid serving.

it comes out quite greasy and doesn't look too good but is still tasty straight out of the can. can be difficult to remove from the can because of how much there is.

a brief stint in a microwave or some other heating device makes it look smell and taste like full on freshly cooked bacon again and thins out the grease to acceptable levels.

10/10 would recommend for maximum enjoyment of the apocalypse.
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