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Naw man. He's pretty fuckin' far from okay.

He forgot to listen to Zed, I mean Zain... In the 5th Round, his ass didn't go down.
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hes getting married and has no time for his pals
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hes getting married and has no time for his pals


No time? Is kissing her retarded bitch ass a 24 hour job?

Maybe that's a good thing... Not like he's had a job in a couple decades... Being zain's bitch until she decides to leave with a chunk of his dad's money might be good for him
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Yeah, bedroom chores. The kind that made Al run from Peggy to the nudie bar.

Where the music stinks, and the water they drinks, at the nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.

Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.

Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.

Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.

Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.

Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.

Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
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Where the music stinks, and the water they drinks, at the nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.

Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.

Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.

Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.

Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.

Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.

Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

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No time? Is kissing her retarded bitch ass a 24 hour job?

Maybe that's a good thing... Not like he's had a job in a couple decades... Being zain's bitch until she decides to leave with a chunk of his dad's money might be good for him

jesus christ, settle down
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Where the music stinks, and the water they drinks, at the nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.

Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.

Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.

Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.

Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.

Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.

Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

theyre all 20 ? fuck I've been going to the wrong places

even still - no point, - girls are more virtuous than resorting to stripping
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theyre all 20 ? fuck I've been going to the wrong places

even still - no point, - girls are more virtuous than resorting to stripping
lol

There's nothing virtuous about marriage.

Other than sucking everything out of your life, except your seed.

Not bitter, serious! That's just the BACKED UP SEMEN talking.
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I meant virtuous as in prostituting

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pyrmaid says he's fine as he's as he's sucking the cum out of my dick









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