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i shouldn't be alive

i shouldn't be alive
Old 05-22-2017, 02:28 PM aoeoae is offline  
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i too have cheated death: i ate a packet of silica gel clearly labeled "DO NOT EAT"
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i too have cheated death: i ate a packet of silica gel clearly labeled "DO NOT EAT"

mmm, machu pichu
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I should be doing 30 to life right now, but I'm free as a bird..
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I tried to divide by zero once
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is this a confession
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I had a Samsung Galaxy in my pocket once.
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btw, my contract is up in July... should I stick with iPwned or go with the Galaxy??

I asked this 2 years ago and everybody said Galaxy s6 so I went with the iphone 6 and haven't looked back
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aoeoae is an enigma

as each piece of the puzzle gets exposed I don't feel like I'm any closer to understanding him/her
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i have been meditating upon this image

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In less than 5 years the rest of her body will be as big as the boobs..


if it isn't already. If you don't see a full body pic, there is usually a reason.
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i shouldn't be alive

Yeah welcome to the club. We been saying that long time
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i too have cheated death: i ate a packet of silica gel clearly labeled "DO NOT EAT"

Thats what is says on the back of army issue claymores
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