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looking for work?

looking to hire experienced trolls

full time work, do it from anywhere

you will be assigned YouTube channels to monitor and comment within


$3000/mo stipend
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Old 05-24-2017, 04:20 PM Triple B is offline  
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where do i apply?
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right here. you may actually be good this for work

This is what I'm looking for:

Articulate. Prefer a native English speaker but not necessary (no Pakistani broken English mother fuckers)
reasonably knowledgeable about current political topics (this will concentrate mostly on politics)
Someone who can develop an appealing style. Something towards the jerk spectrum not but too asshole.


You would be hired as an independent contractor for the job of performance artist
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is it okay that i find trump amusing?

pence is the cartoon character, iirc

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don't care how you feel about Trump but each job would be about a target(s) which may be him and or others. you would have to be critical of them
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so this company is going to be marketed as targeted core base erosion

what I'm looking for is someone who can write stuff that is topical and can direct a slant. I don't want stuff like: "Donald Trump is bigly stupid"

as any Indian kid could write stuff like that for 35 cents an hour


what I want is someone who can be humorously critical and incorporate facts that would upset his core base because they appear to go against what he said during his campaign run. Things that appear to go against his prior stance of non-involvement in foreign battles, draining of the swamp and anything that appears to be anti "America First" in any way are some examples. Poasts can be critical in other ways also but the aforementioned is important. Someone who can "read" the general sentiment of specific channels and make posts that gain traction (no specific amount of thumbs up are required).

what I want is someone who can make quality posts multiple times a day. I don't care about the total amount, they have to be generally good

this is 2nd generation trolling technology
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Sign me up dude..

Also, my Finnish bro above was born for the job. I think he actually has Troll genes in his bloodline..
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this is all new so I would be looking to hire only one person for now
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how do you make money from this
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Services being sold to a political action committee. Deal isn't done yet
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It's a scam. He's gonna dangle a hot actress babe in front us and get us to cough up the cheddar from our book advances. Seen it a million times.
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It's a scam. He's gonna dangle a hot actress babe in front us and get us to cough up the cheddar from our book advances. Seen it a million times.
Still got a few bottles of Erox hanging around?
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Still got a few bottles of Erox hanging around?

It's on lockdown in my secret vault. You have no idea how much tail I've scored with that stuff.
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hot actress babes are for sex
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