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Oh man, BMW owners are horrible drivers. Ice burn.
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hahaha, one of the reasons that as much as I like BMW's, I just can't see myself in one for the stigma they impose. Worse, I may just fall victim to it should I actually buy one, lol.
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How does that joke go?? "What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW owner? The BMW has the prick on the inside!"
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This is hilarious but lately Audi drivers are becoming worse.

I believe this is because the pretentious douchebags who typically bought BMWs are now buying Audis because every frat bro and his cumdumpster bimbo girlfriend have a 325i.
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"Drive at least 30 mph faster than other cars can handle"



otherwise it's not bad
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otherwise it's not bad

urdumb. The cars are great (as long has they're less than five years old / fewer than 80,000 miles), it's the drivers who suffer delusions of grandeur.
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urdumb. The cars are great (as long has they're less than five years old / fewer than 80,000 miles), it's the drivers who suffer delusions of grandeur.

I think that my 25 year old 325 with 320k on the clock would like to have a word with you.
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I was slowing down coming into a hick town that I knew had lots of crazy turns coming down out of some steep hills.

BMW swings out and around me and then has to break as soon as he gets in front of me.

I am on my motorcycle. I get right on his ass and he decides he is going to lose me. 4 miles later I am still right on his ass through every turn. Dickhead learned he cant drive worth a shit and had it proved to him. Fucking cager Fun day.
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urdumb. The cars are great (as long has they're less than five years old / fewer than 80,000 miles), it's the drivers who suffer delusions of grandeur.

I'm smarter than you (not a very high bar admittedly), so watch where you rank me for your own sake.

Also granted, Lurker's Law applies to all cars including BMWs
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I was slowing down coming into a hick town that I knew had lots of crazy turns coming down out of some steep hills.

BMW swings out and around me and then has to break as soon as he gets in front of me.

I am on my motorcycle. I get right on his ass and he decides he is going to lose me. 4 miles later I am still right on his ass through every turn. Dickhead learned he cant drive worth a shit and had it proved to him. Fucking cager Fun day.

Sounds like you're pretty mad about getting passed.
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Sounds like you're pretty mad about getting passed.

getting passed by a douchebag that had to break hard in front of me as soon as he went around.
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getting passed by a douchebag that had to break hard in front of me as soon as he went around.

You know, in a real race, he still would have won.

Dude does sound like a cockbasket if he did that on a public road, though.
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