General [M]ayhem

Go Back   General [M]ayhem > General [M]ayhem > Automotive [M]ayhem
Register Members List Mark Forums Read [M]erchandise Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools
BonneMe
 
BonneMe's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by :ninja: View Post
urdumb. The cars are great (as long has they're less than five years old / fewer than 80,000 miles), it's the drivers who suffer delusions of grandeur.

My 10 year old, nearly 140k mile E46 has something to say about that...
__________________
2001 BMW 330i
Family - 2011 335i x-drive, '10 Jetta TDI Sportwagen, 2000 Le Sabre, 1998 Yukon
Gone - Stage II 2006 GTI, 2006 Solstice
Old 12-22-2011, 01:09 AM BonneMe is offline  
Reply With Quote
#46  

Advertisement [Remove Advertisement]

[H]ard|On
tell me i is retarded and i will just potato
 
[H]ard|On's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pyramid View Post
lol, I remember that.


I still don't get what crawled up his ass and died.

Couple weeks ago a green honda with a junkie and some mexican woman was really taking their time - suddenly I see the crazy old man junkie peering in the mirror, gesticulating and sure enough slamming on his brakes.

I pulled up at the light and he started yelling about me tailgating him. I flipped him off and told him to learn how to fucking drive and called him a pussy; He raged, yelling shit for the remainder of the light as i blew air kisses at him half waiting for him to get out so I can pepper spray his stupid ass and kick the shit out of him in the middle of the intersection.

Who fucking knows... drugs or personal problems, or one causing the other.
__________________
Make Genmay Great Again
Old 12-22-2011, 05:10 AM [H]ard|On is offline  
Reply With Quote
#47  

Lurker
im a dumbass who posts my bosses credit card number onto the internet for people to abuse
 
Lurker's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by why_ask_why View Post
except it was porsche owners. derp

No I distinctly remember it was BMW. I think it was that episode where he dressed up like a BMW driver.
__________________
Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented in this post are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of anyone else.
Old 12-22-2011, 09:55 AM Lurker is offline  
Reply With Quote
#48  

RazorWind
 
RazorWind's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lurker View Post
No I distinctly remember it was BMW. I think it was that episode where he dressed up like a BMW driver.

He calls BMW owners "cocks" in every other episode.
__________________
90f54f9cfb4106d1ef0e6a82e53f14
Old 12-22-2011, 11:03 AM RazorWind is offline  
Reply With Quote
#49  

Why_Ask_Why
why_ask_why
I make Gen[M]ay notable
 
Why_Ask_Why's Avatar
 
I was thinking of the one where jeremy has the sign on his back that says 'cocks drive porsches' or something like that
__________________
Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
Old 12-22-2011, 11:20 AM Why_Ask_Why is offline  
Reply With Quote
#50  

weaves
 
+ YouTube Video
ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.
Old 12-22-2011, 03:55 PM weaves is offline  
Reply With Quote
#51  

Bill Brasky
He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident
 
Bill Brasky's Avatar
 
You know what?

__________________
Nikon DSLR Club: D70

I'm a Son of a Bitch and you fucking love me for it.
Old 12-22-2011, 05:43 PM Bill Brasky is offline  
Reply With Quote
#52  

TheMorlock
Contrary to my previous title I never fucked Inf's mother
 
TheMorlock's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by [H]ard|On View Post
Haha. Basically sounds like he raged out on someone who passed him then taught him a lesson by tailgating him for 4 miles.



Are you brain dead? On His Ass does not mean tailgating when you are driving through twists and turns on the edge of a thousand foot dropoff at 70 to 110 MPH.

Learn to separate your mental problems from what is being discussed mmmkay?
__________________
There is nothing to worry about. Legions of wise people with nothing but all of best interests at heart are ensuring our future of love and infinite bliss. Go watch TV :Bflaps
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=572323
Old 12-22-2011, 07:19 PM TheMorlock is offline  
Reply With Quote
#53  

asa
I wear ladies underwear, and I smell like cheese.
 
asa's Avatar
 
how, in the Holy Name of Fuck, does "on his ass" not mean the same as tailgating?
__________________
1967 Ford Mustang, Inline Six, will i ever get this T5 installed?
my build
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=786083

Asa of the Infidel Crew
Old 12-22-2011, 07:48 PM asa is offline  
Reply With Quote
#54  

TheMorlock
Contrary to my previous title I never fucked Inf's mother
 
TheMorlock's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by asa View Post
how, in the Holy Name of Fuck, does "on his ass" not mean the same as tailgating?

stop and think. it works for some people. If you have trouble thinking on your own I may be able to provide pointers

Go watch a race that does not involve all left hand turns and listen to the commentators. On his ass can be 100 feet or more which can equate to a few tenths of a second in a turn.


Politics dont belong in this discussion. certain people will understand that.
__________________
There is nothing to worry about. Legions of wise people with nothing but all of best interests at heart are ensuring our future of love and infinite bliss. Go watch TV :Bflaps
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=572323

Last edited by TheMorlock; 12-22-2011 at 08:09 PM..
Old 12-22-2011, 08:04 PM TheMorlock is offline  
Reply With Quote
#55  

DreamWarrior
 
DreamWarrior's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMorlock View Post
stop and think. it works for some people. If you have trouble thinking on your own I may be able to provide pointers
Uhhh...if something is on your ass, it's pretty close, lol. In fact, it's touching it! Otherwise, it'd be more like, over your ass, or around your ass. But on it...yeah, that's tailgating.
Old 12-22-2011, 08:09 PM DreamWarrior is offline  
Reply With Quote
#56  

TheMorlock
Contrary to my previous title I never fucked Inf's mother
 
TheMorlock's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DreamWarrior View Post
Uhhh...if something is on your ass, it's pretty close, lol. In fact, it's touching it! Otherwise, it'd be more like, over your ass, or around your ass. But on it...yeah, that's tailgating.

Like I said go watch a race that does not involve going round in left hand circles. Sorry if this is too complicated to you.

In modern air combat a hundred yards is On YOur Ass

You sound like one of the 80% that think they are better than average drivers.
__________________
There is nothing to worry about. Legions of wise people with nothing but all of best interests at heart are ensuring our future of love and infinite bliss. Go watch TV :Bflaps
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=572323
Old 12-22-2011, 08:12 PM TheMorlock is offline  
Reply With Quote
#57  

Baloneyflaps.
Baloneyflaps
My dick: more mass than the earth
 
Baloneyflaps.'s Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMorlock View Post
Are you brain dead? On His Ass does not mean tailgating when you are driving through twists and turns on the edge of a thousand foot dropoff at 70 to 110 MPH.

Learn to separate your mental problems from what is being discussed mmmkay?


No you're an idiot



Seriously
__________________
This signature is metal as fuck. Is yours?
Old 12-22-2011, 08:14 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
Reply With Quote
#58  

DreamWarrior
 
DreamWarrior's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMorlock View Post
Like I said go watch a race that does not involve going round in left hand circles. Sorry if this is too complicated to you.

In modern air combat a hundred yards is On YOur Ass
If we were going racing, then it'd be called drafting. Which is also tailgating, lol.

edit: aerodynamic tailgating -- I like it.
Old 12-22-2011, 08:16 PM DreamWarrior is offline  
Reply With Quote
#59  

TheMorlock
Contrary to my previous title I never fucked Inf's mother
 
TheMorlock's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloneyflaps View Post
No you're an idiot



Seriously

No I am a genius

tested

where does that leave you?
__________________
There is nothing to worry about. Legions of wise people with nothing but all of best interests at heart are ensuring our future of love and infinite bliss. Go watch TV :Bflaps
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=572323
Old 12-22-2011, 08:16 PM TheMorlock is offline  
Reply With Quote
#60  

Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:05 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.