ITT: We tell poop disasters. - Page 18

Baloneyflaps. · 03-15-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Threnx

nite krew turns threads into chat rooms, it sucks.

Shut up whore. No one likes you.

Threnx · 03-15-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Baloneyflaps

Shut up whore. No one likes you.

Your mom does OHHHHHHHHH

Lurker · 03-15-2005, 11:22 AM

This thread delivers

Baloneyflaps. · 03-15-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Threnx

Your mom does OHHHHHHHHH

QFT

[H]orny · 03-15-2005, 11:50 AM

This thread is dying.

I'm tempted to make up one but it just wouldn't be the same.

Stooka · 03-15-2005, 11:54 AM

i wish i had shit myself silly in embarassing situations

Detman101 · 03-15-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ATP

I was constipated and had diarrhea at the same time. Long story short, after 15-20 minutes of intense abdominal pain and my strenuous (but fruitless) attempts, a little nugget popped out, which was blocking what felt like a colon-full of liquid poop.

I had this same phenomenon happen to me this weekend.
Friday was my wedding and I ate all the finger-foods at the reception and all day saturday.
This is what caused the blockage that I noticed on sunday morning.
Sunday afternoon we went out to eat after church at this buffet style chinese food restaurant. Apparently their "food" wasn't too fresh and I wound up with mild food poisoning.

Sunday night after being in severe abdominal pain for 4 hours but unable to pass anything the dam finally broke and the nuggets came out followed by about a gallon of watery poop.

Sunday night and on into monday afternoon the diarrhea continued until my wife brought home some Immodium A-D and the flow of poop was stopped. I about passed out a couple times going from the bathroom back to the couch because of dehydration and lack of nutrients. Now I understand how those kids in brazil die from diarrhea. Its serious....

Synth3t1c · 03-15-2005, 12:13 PM

1.) read this thread
2.) laugh
3.) laugh harder
4.) shit pants, boxers, chair.
5.) throw away pants, boxers, chair
6.) still some profit from teh funnay

Imma · 03-15-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Reverend Winte

this is from a friend

1.big big poop too big to come out...
2.shove fingers up ass to break up poop
3.poop
4.tell friends
5.
6.no profit

I was waiting for that.

f00ker's Wife · 03-15-2005, 01:10 PM

everyone in the computer lab is looking at me like I'm a total idiot because I'm trying so damn hard not to laugh my ass off outright...

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

Blueacid · 03-15-2005, 01:53 PM

Posting in a balut thread... again...

I haven't had any nasty poop accidents, but some of these are seriously funny

stapler · 03-15-2005, 02:12 PM

it just keeps on coming

this has to be the best thread in ages, i'm gonna vault at midnight (US mountain/GMT-7)

Didn't hit puberty yet · 03-15-2005, 02:28 PM

VB · 03-15-2005, 02:32 PM

Didn't hit puberty yet · 03-15-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by VB

http://www.vaginabandits.com/images/VB/poop.JPG

urinal poop > toilet poop

Lurker im a dumbass who posts my bosses credit card number onto the internet for people to abuse	This thread delivers __________________ Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented in this post are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of anyone else.
03-15-2005, 11:22 AM	#258

Synth3t1c Superest Supermod Evar	1.) read this thread 2.) laugh 3.) laugh harder 4.) shit pants, boxers, chair. 5.) throw away pants, boxers, chair 6.) still some profit from teh funnay __________________ x
03-15-2005, 12:13 PM	#263

[H]orny Evil Never Dies	This thread is dying. I'm tempted to make up one but it just wouldn't be the same.
03-15-2005, 11:50 AM	#260

Stooka	i wish i had shit myself silly in embarassing situations __________________ i'll call you on your shit, please call me on mine
03-15-2005, 11:54 AM	#261

f00ker's Wife SlickChicFallen ... and the LORD struck him with an incureable disease of the bowels ...	everyone in the computer lab is looking at me like I'm a total idiot because I'm trying so damn hard not to laugh my ass off outright... BEST. THREAD. EVER.
03-15-2005, 01:10 PM	#265

Blueacid	Posting in a balut thread... again... I haven't had any nasty poop accidents, but some of these are seriously funny
03-15-2005, 01:53 PM	#266

stapler Fear my nazi SuparMod powers!	it just keeps on coming this has to be the best thread in ages, i'm gonna vault at midnight (US mountain/GMT-7)
03-15-2005, 02:12 PM	#267

Didn't hit puberty yet Drachen pwned
03-15-2005, 02:28 PM	#268

VB	__________________ Video Poem from a Gerbilmaster - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V__X-nHfeRY http://www.rottenpuppets.com - My hobby and expression of mental illness.
03-15-2005, 02:32 PM	#269