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My dick: more mass than the earth
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Shut up whore. No one likes you.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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im a dumbass who posts my bosses credit card number onto the internet for people to abuse
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This thread delivers
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My dick: more mass than the earth
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QFT
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Evil Never Dies
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i wish i had shit myself silly in embarassing situations
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I had this same phenomenon happen to me this weekend. Friday was my wedding and I ate all the finger-foods at the reception and all day saturday. This is what caused the blockage that I noticed on sunday morning. Sunday afternoon we went out to eat after church at this buffet style chinese food restaurant. Apparently their "food" wasn't too fresh and I wound up with mild food poisoning. Sunday night after being in severe abdominal pain for 4 hours but unable to pass anything the dam finally broke and the nuggets came out followed by about a gallon of watery poop. Sunday night and on into monday afternoon the diarrhea continued until my wife brought home some Immodium A-D and the flow of poop was stopped. I about passed out a couple times going from the bathroom back to the couch because of dehydration and lack of nutrients. Now I understand how those kids in brazil die from diarrhea. Its serious.... ![]()
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Superest Supermod Evar
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1.) read this thread
2.) laugh 3.) laugh harder 4.) shit pants, boxers, chair. 5.) throw away pants, boxers, chair 6.) still some profit from teh funnay
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Asian FapNapkin
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... and the LORD struck him with an incureable disease of the bowels ...
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everyone in the computer lab is looking at me like I'm a total idiot because I'm trying so damn hard not to laugh my ass off outright...
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Posting in a balut thread... again...
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#266
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Fear my nazi SuparMod powers!
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pwned
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pwned
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