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here is my snake giving a presentation of what would happen if your crippled hamster tried fucking with him
Old 02-23-2006, 01:23 AM thedank is offline  
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:23 AM [JT] is offline  
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here is my snake giving a presentation of what would happen if your crippled hamster tried fucking with him
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pfft, the hamster was godlike dude, it survived limb removal by scissors. your snake wouldnt have scared it in the least.
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:24 AM Diarrhea Connoisseur is offline  
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its somehow less horrible if the hamster is older?

Well I guess its more cruel to kill a baby than it is to kill a 40 year old...

no, he said it died a couple months after he cut it up. If the hamster was like 4 years old then it probably could have just died from old age.
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no, he said it died a couple months after he cut it up. If the hamster was like 4 years old then it probably could have just died from old age.

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Old 02-23-2006, 01:28 AM GhEttOrAiD is offline  
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pfft, the hamster was godlike dude, it survived limb removal by scissors. your snake wouldnt have scared it in the least.

surgery is pretty intense, an epic battle it would be
Old 02-23-2006, 01:29 AM thedank is offline  
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no, he said it died a couple months after he cut it up. If the hamster was like 4 years old then it probably could have just died from old age.


nope, that definitely wasnt it. the guy had bought it like 2 months before the night in question.
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:29 AM Diarrhea Connoisseur is offline  
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So let me get this straight. You're allowed to inject them with lethal drugs, you're allowed to fuck with their brains, edit their genetic material and whatever the hell else they do in the labs. You're allowed to surgically remove your pet's balls. You're allowed to feed them to snakes. But you're not allowed to perform an amputation to remove a broken limb?
Old 02-23-2006, 01:29 AM Pyrogenesis is offline  
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surgery is pretty intense, an epic battle it would be


yeah. but the hamster is dead now, so the battle is off i guess.
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:29 AM Diarrhea Connoisseur is offline  
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:30 AM yoda634 is offline  
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So let me get this straight. You're allowed to inject them with lethal drugs, you're allowed to fuck with their brains, edit their genetic material and whatever the hell else they do in the labs. You're allowed to surgically remove your pet's balls. You're allowed to feed them to snakes. But you're not allowed to perform an amputation to remove a broken limb?


so they try to tell you.....obviously, it can be done. hooray for drunk medicine.
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:30 AM Diarrhea Connoisseur is offline  
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here is my snake giving a presentation of what would happen if your crippled hamster tried fucking with him
I'M SENDING THIS TO PETA THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU RIGHT NOW L;KDJaljdlkD
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:35 AM omg.lisa is offline  
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yeah, i dk what happened there. i think i used iupload for them. anyway, if i can im gonna get pics of the PETA ad and post.

get the ad and I will vault it.
no ad, no vault.
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get the ad and I will vault it.
no ad, no vault.


k, will do, most likely tomorrow. till then, allow the locals to peruse my legend.
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:41 AM Diarrhea Connoisseur is offline  
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