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Old 04-22-2005, 03:27 PM Allnighte is offline  
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Kristchan is
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Old 04-22-2005, 03:36 PM Trujew is offline  
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Kristchan is
You like prego chicks?
I bet you watch prego porn!
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Old 04-22-2005, 03:51 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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I got my first donation!













I have realized that I am incapable of reaching my cervix myself, so I will be experimenting with various methods of getting it up there.



After applying it, I'll have to lay down for a while to keep it on my cervix as long as possible so I won't be posting for a few hours. If I don't post again at all, maybe it's worked and I've had to go to the hospital. Or maybe he filled a condom with super glue and I'll be at the hospital explaining all of this to an ER doc.

Wish me luck!
and thank you NeoPotency!
Old 04-22-2005, 04:08 PM kristchan is offline  
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I got my first donation!

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I have realized that I am incapable of reaching my cervix myself, so I will be experimenting with various methods of getting it up there.



After applying it, I'll have to lay down for a while to keep it on my cervix as long as possible so I won't be posting for a few hours. If I don't post again at all, maybe it's worked and I've had to go to the hospital. Or maybe he filled a condom with super glue and I'll be at the hospital explaining all of this to an ER doc.

Wish me luck!
and thank you NeoPotency!
I can fly there to help you
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:09 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:10 PM AbortTheFetus is offline  
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haha!
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:10 PM RedEyes is offline  
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oh god why


WHY
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:11 PM click46 is offline  
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Wish me luck!
Not even most women are as fucking stupid as you are.
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:16 PM cromicus is offline  
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:25 PM SemperFly is offline  
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this thread delivers  babies, am i rite? 
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:28 PM ATP is offline  
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:44 PM I Peddle Exotic Augies is offline  
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:50 PM BiltongBoy is offline  
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Wow...i'm have a lack of words for this one.
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:54 PM Pentahedral is offline  
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Sweet.
Update in PMO, please.
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