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holy fucking shit.

this is the funniest thing i've read on here in months.

well done.
Old 09-17-2005, 06:33 AM gee is offline  

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Old 09-17-2005, 06:35 AM Bob Ewbanks is offline  

lol so i called that number. and hung up. ive gotta think of something clever to say
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:44 AM Carzy is offline  

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That is a tough read.
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Originally Posted by thedoom
I just read it.
Surreal: My guess is, if there really are aliens out there..they'd be a lot like genmay is.
Old 09-17-2005, 08:51 AM Repute is offline  

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"Yes, Chantel," I replied, and then began testing her hole with my finger to see how tight she was. She still hadn't loosened up too much, so I wetted two of my fingers and pushed them inside, sliding them in and out of her hot arse, then squeezing another in and then another, keeping my dick hard with my other hand. Once her sphincter seemed sufficiently relaxed, I decided I'd better get down to business, so I spat a mouthful of saliva on to her rear en and spread it around, then did the same on my cock, and knelt up behind her slightly large, more mature, though certainly not flabby behind, and positioned myself. Pushing my hips forward whilst pressing down on my cock with my hand, I forced my way inside her, her sphincter tight around me and the saliva not quite enough to make it an easy entry, the friction making her scream out in a little pain, but she insisted I continue.

At first my strokes were slow and difficult, but it eventually became easier, and she yelled at me to go faster, so I sped up, and started to slap her arse cheeks, a little hesitantly to begin with, but as she moaned in pleasure I gained in confidence, spanking her harder and harder. Soon the air was thick with her cries and the loud smack of my hand on her now rosy buttocks, and I got more into my role, calling her a dirty whore as I slammed my dick up her anus. "You're a filthy slut," I told her, leaning forward and pulling on her tied back hair, "Nothing but a cum dumpster." She roared in delight, and reared up so I could squeeze her tits from behind, clamping one hand really tight on one and pinching the nipple hard while still slapping her behind, leaving the other breast to swing wildly from our body movements. I pushed her back down again, my hand on the side of her face, grinding the other cheek into the carpet as her hands are too occupied seeing to her clit to hold her up, knocking her glasses off centre.

There was only so much of this I could take, and I could feel and orgasm building which I wouldn't be able to contain this time, so I pulled her up, by her hair once again, and withdrew completely, letting her kneel up and lean back against the sofa then thrusting my cock into her eager mouth, still holding her hair. The heat of her hot wet mouth with her tongue swirling over the head was too much for me, and I exploded almost immediately, which took her a little by surprise and she choked, dribbling semen down her chin and temporarily letting go of me, so the left lens and black frame of her glasses was made cloudy by the next squirt as I ejaculated in her face. She recovered quickly, and continued sucking, making me groan in ecstasy as she prolonged my orgasm for what seemed like an age, swallowing nearly everything. As I reached the end, I pulled out of her mouth and squeezed the last few drops of cum on to her large, beautiful breasts before she finished licking it clean.
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