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I'll keep it simple..

1. I don't believe for two seconds that any 17 year old has saved up nearly $40k on his own no matter how much he's making per hour. I also don't believe that any 17 year old is making $40 an hour giving piano lessons (this really is funny stuff you're making up )

2. I also don't believe that any 17 year old, even if they actually had saved up nearly $40k, would all the sudden blow it all on a monumentally stupid purchase like this. In a year and a half it's value dropped in HALF, what's it gonna do in the next year and a half??? Incredibly stupid decision on your part if you in fact made it.

3. Nobody is smart/disciplined enough to save up FOURTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in two years only to blow it on such a stupid waste of money. Yes it's a waste of money, because even your hypothetical $40k savings would be earning interest in a bank account, and $40k today will be more like $41k or whatever next year. Your $40k car today will be $20k a year and a half from now. NOBODY is that stupid, except for s

4. I believe that your parents either purchased this vehicle entirely for themselves(most likely, 90%+ chance), or purchased it for you with a very VERY modest down payment from you and everybody on the block as co-signer.

5. You're fuckin' full of shit

6. edit: or it's your dad's new company vehicle

edit2: Explain to me why on earth a 17 year old kid would buy a fucking VW Toureggnog if he really had $40k saved up? You don't have any better taste or sense than that? $40k in cash to spend on a car and you buy a fuckin' TOUREGGNOG?? What the hell man?

Toureggnogs, Intrepids, Camrys, these are all cars that your parents would be buying/leasing/company cars, not cars that a 17 year old would be buying. Your stories are 100% pure bull fucking shit

You're 22 or so and you drive 60s domestic boats that should be driven by 60 year old men who have enough in their retirement fund to restore them...yet they're still pieces of shit.

Why on earth WOULDN'T I buy this car... it's my money and seeing my username on the net for the past 3-4,years, I've LOVED the Touareg since it was revealed at a 2003 auto show.

It's a matter of taste.. just because I don't buy Civics, Integras, RX-7s, that automatically makes me full of shit? I have a long commute each day to school and back..I occasionally have long drives for work... I NEED a comfortable car, not a ricer econobox.


For the record, about the piano teacher comment, I learned until I was 15 and graduated at age 15... at that time I was paying my teacher $60 per hour.

Get your facts straight.
Old 12-09-2006, 06:39 AM OMGTOUAREGLOL is offline  
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Why on earth WOULDN'T I buy this car... it's my money and seeing my username on the net for the past 3-4,years, I've LOVED the Touareg since it was revealed at a 2003 auto show.
You really need to stfu before you dig yourself into a deeper hole. There's two options here: One, you did in fact buy this with your own money. In this case you are a short-sighted retard. Second, you didn't buy this and the whole thread is . In this case you are also a retard.

Yeah, great work there
Old 12-09-2006, 07:31 AM IM A FAGGOT AND I <3 COCKS IN MY ASS is offline  
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One, you did in fact buy this with your own money. In this case you are a short-sighted retard.

Yeah, great work there

That is the truth. What do you have against this car?
Old 12-09-2006, 07:43 AM OMGTOUAREGLOL is offline  
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My house was $40k

Not jealous of the car but am jealous of the rich parents. That would be nice. Parents would have to be rich to let a kid blow $40k on a car especially a VW. It is a nice SUV just not something I would want at 17 or 31 for that matter.
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Old 12-09-2006, 07:53 AM canker is offline  
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Lol, I bet he got the money selling drugs, that's a hip thing to do these days I hear.
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Old 12-09-2006, 07:55 AM Pyro is offline  
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for 40K i could of got a lot...

but what ever floats your boat.
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:32 AM M1k3 is offline  
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Why on earth WOULDN'T I buy this car... it's my money and seeing my username on the net for the past 3-4,years, I've LOVED the Touareg since it was revealed at a 2003 auto show.

Because spending your savings on a car isn't fiscally responsible. It will never retain its value.

If you really have a sizable sum of money (~$40k), it should be invested in a house, education, or something that will produce a significant return in the future.

I also understand that it's possible that $40k is an insignificant amount of money for your family. The "catch-22" is that most families don't amass such sums of money by letting children spend $40k on a used car.

At least for me, this is what detracts from the credibility of your thread.
Old 12-09-2006, 08:37 AM Big C is offline  
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i agree, any sane person would have priorities. house, no debt, cars, everything else.

Or at least would have financed it and put the rest of the money in a direct account or something. Some instrument with high interest to pay the difference with the financing.

edit: Holy shit this guy is 17? I had trouble believing Mike27 bought a porsche, and now this thread. I dont know, these canadians are doing something weird to be able to afford all this.

Either way, 40k lump sum dump on a car is really fucking stupid. Unless you have 200k in the bank then it would spit in a bucket but not when you have 40k. I also agree with Rangefinder, it would be damn hard to save 40k, not impossible just unlikely, as people need to survive.

Teaching piana for 40 an hour, maybe. If you teach 9 - 5 everday with constant clientele. I doubt you have that much business.

Lets see the copy of the check you wrote from your account with your signature as well as a picture of your licence. You can blank out the vitals.
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:41 AM Fear Night is offline  
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That is the truth. What do you have against this car?
You truly are clueless. I feel sorry for your siblings, your parents probably didn't do a very good job instilling any sense of fiscal responsibility in them either.
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You truly are clueless. I feel sorry for your siblings, your parents probably didn't do a very good job instilling any sense of fiscal responsibility in them either.
Old 12-09-2006, 08:47 AM Big C is offline  
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Just a quick question, You live in Toronto, but why does your car have an American speedometer.

This a Canadian Speedometer


compared to yours with an American model that has MPH first.


interesting isn't it? Care to explain?
Old 12-09-2006, 09:20 AM Thlam is offline  
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wow why do mods put up with the flaming
now i know why i don't come to this subforum
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:33 AM camelmix is offline  
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Just a quick question, You live in Toronto, but why does your car have an American speedometer.

This a Canadian Speedometer


compared to yours with an American model that has MPH first.


interesting isn't it? Care to explain?

Why did he leave the dealer mats in? I call . Also, what retard at that age blows 40k on a car? Buy some mutual funds and double that money in 4 years, arrtard. I'm getting a 20% return on my investment of $10k with my Fidelity mutual funds. Made $1000 in 2 months.

Edit: And that $1000 for doing nothing, so don't compare it to how much one would make working.
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interesting isn't it? Care to explain?
I think most people here knows this is , but it's fun to explain to this dumbass that even if it's not he's still a . It's like going around lying that you're gay. If you are well then you're a , if you're not then you're a lying .
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wow why do mods put up with the flaming
now i know why i don't come to this subforum
Read the thread and you'll understand.
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