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If we have no words to describe it, that's because we can't conceive it. We have words to describe fourth-dimensional geometry, and you think we don't have words to describe what they're drawing in corn fields? Nonsense.

I would assume there is more going on there than just 4th dimensional geometry and tesseracts. The number of symbols, there spacing, the symbols themselves, these would all mean specific things.

Not that I believe they are for making a spaceship, but if you look at cropcircleship.com it does demonstrate how the symbology is all interrelated and that the crop circles are fragments of some bigger concept.
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Channeling is nothing other than hands-on usage of Quantum Nonlocality.

We can contact alien intelligences, because at some layer within our body, we are the same thing as the alien.

Of course this isn't to say any channeler is correct without a shadow of doubt. I'm just saying, you can in fact contact alien sources of energy through internal perception.

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Logically, an advanced race that planned a long distance trip from another solar system or galaxy wouldn't waste the time and energy on creating useless drawings in bumfuck nowhere.

Presumably, they would notice that we have a large social structure and have an advanced language, and they would try to COMMUNICATE through real language, not fields. It would make no sense whatsoever for this advanced life form, who has the capacity to create a ship for long distance space travel, to just come to fuck around. They would more than likely be ecstatic about finding another planet with life on it and come on down and introduce themselves.

The interweb and bluetooth and wifi is to complex and requries Way more energy than imprinting an image on half an acre of wheat for aliens to grasp bother doing it any other way!!!

Ok for real now

ry goodys aliens would have to be just as bugfuck insane and as abysmally stupid (from a dying race of inbred aliens post Idiocracy) as he is to think that trampling out images in someones back 40 would be in any way a sensible effective method of communication.

Yeah an interstellar capabable civilization who could store at least the entire last ten thousand years of human history on a deck of playing cards (including the tentacle porn) cant do better than etch a sketch art in our grass.


And as far as his idiotic well MIT couldn't make REAL crop circles. Hmmm who decides what is a REAL one for starters/then we have these nice little tidbits

In the early days of limb reatachment they had problems determining if the nerve splicing was taking. If they waited to long to try again the nerve trunks would die off at the ends and not be capable of rejoining. But if they went for a repeat surgery too soon they could fuck up a successful job.
Not ONE fucking team of PHD doctors could come up with a valid method to determine if the nerves were rejoining.

Then some housewife who had a kid get his hand cut off above the wrist noticed after the reatachment surgery that when she gave him a bath the reatached hand was not pruning up like the undamaged hand. She brought this to the attention of the doctors and they went in and redid the surgery on the nerves. After they got it right the second time the hand purned up just like the undamaged one.

Next

Not all the Darpa mini sub designers or the Woods Hole Oceanic Institute sub disigners could come up with this next one.
An amateur with no college degree IIRC decided to build an agile deep diving vehicle. You see them all the time on Discovery channel now. They are those bubble shaped ones with the mechanical parts built around a big lexan type plastic that could at the time it was first developed could go deeper than any other mini sub. Because the Sphere shape naturally resists implosion. And of course it has better visibility.

Next(you knew there would be at least one more next)

There was this guy. He wanted to make a heat resistant/fire resistant material on par with the shuttles heat tiles. He spent years and finally perfected a material that has equivalent resistance but is a thinner harder substance. A major difference is that the surface chars and bubbles up creating shielding layer on an already heat resistive substance. NASA even took a look at it to see if it was suitable for the shuttle.

MIT GRAD? nope. RIT grad? nope He was a chef.
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Channelers are either mentally ill, or rely on stupid, gullible people to believe they can do the shit they claim they do.

Actually, I think they're lying to themselves. They WANT to sense these higher intelligences caring about them and what they care about.
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Actually, I think they're lying to themselves. They WANT to sense these higher intelligences caring about them and what they care about.

Well. This is to some degree true I would agree myself.
But, couldn't the same be said for anyone who believes in God?

I've found that, when you get to the point of hallucinating another being you are in an INTENSE form of thought, there is an incredible intensity of energy and pressure running through you when you've gotten to that point. This makes me think that, perhaps the entity is just a really intense thought form manifested for you to see.

Meaning the person wants to see and contact this being, so in the most intense usage of their brain, the brain generates the archetypal form of what they want.

But on the contrary to that. Getting your thought to an intense enough form that you have actually manifested an entirely different being talking to you. Thats a level of intensity in thought that would make many of the past greatest philosophers and scientists of the Western world crumble under the pressure of. Not all though, Socrates was actually a channeler too, he had a demon that told him what to do. But, getting to the point of interacting with another entity through your mind, that is the peak intensity of brain function, you cannot be thinking harder, you cannot be utilizing more brain functions in a cognitive process than when you have managed to manifest an entire entity speaking to you. This means that the channelers, what they say is really nothing more than the result of the most intense and thorough usage of a cognitive process one can attain. And I find this reflected in what they say, the channelers do produce the most thoroughly thought out and rationally justified philosophical and metaphysical writings that exist right now.

Now, with that, my favorite channeler of the last generation. He said that channeling was an immature understanding of what exactly is occurring in such a cognitive process. That it is actually far more complex than one could even comprehend and that calling it 'channeling' is not a good idea because it does not do it justice. So following his lead on the subject, I would disregard the word channeling as it is typically implied. But this doesn't negate that something is occurring in the realm of someone experientially contacting an entity separate from themselves.

You know, even in the bible it was the channelers that lead the way.

Numerous channelers also report coming into contact with the same entities.
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Rehab. Now.

I'm not on any drugs.

Seriously man. I've even quit caffeine and nicotine and drastically minimized sugar in my diet. I am probably the most sober person on these forums.

I only utilize sacred medicines as I need them.

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My point was how the fuck would aliens know English

we've only been transmitting radio and television signals for a century or so? If they are advanced enough to travel through space I don't think translating the English language would take very long.
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The interweb and bluetooth and wifi is to complex and requries Way more energy than imprinting an image on half an acre of wheat for aliens to grasp bother doing it any other way!!!

Ok for real now

ry goodys aliens would have to be just as bugfuck insane and as abysmally stupid (from a dying race of inbred aliens post Idiocracy) as he is to think that trampling out images in someones back 40 would be in any way a sensible effective method of communication.

Yeah an interstellar capabable civilization who could store at least the entire last ten thousand years of human history on a deck of playing cards (including the tentacle porn) cant do better than etch a sketch art in our grass.


And as far as his idiotic well MIT couldn't make REAL crop circles. Hmmm who decides what is a REAL one for starters/then we have these nice little tidbits

In the early days of limb reatachment they had problems determining if the nerve splicing was taking. If they waited to long to try again the nerve trunks would die off at the ends and not be capable of rejoining. But if they went for a repeat surgery too soon they could fuck up a successful job.
Not ONE fucking team of PHD doctors could come up with a valid method to determine if the nerves were rejoining.

Then some housewife who had a kid get his hand cut off above the wrist noticed after the reatachment surgery that when she gave him a bath the reatached hand was not pruning up like the undamaged hand. She brought this to the attention of the doctors and they went in and redid the surgery on the nerves. After they got it right the second time the hand purned up just like the undamaged one.

Next

Not all the Darpa mini sub designers or the Woods Hole Oceanic Institute sub disigners could come up with this next one.
An amateur with no college degree IIRC decided to build an agile deep diving vehicle. You see them all the time on Discovery channel now. They are those bubble shaped ones with the mechanical parts built around a big lexan type plastic that could at the time it was first developed could go deeper than any other mini sub. Because the Sphere shape naturally resists implosion. And of course it has better visibility.

Next(you knew there would be at least one more next)

There was this guy. He wanted to make a heat resistant/fire resistant material on par with the shuttles heat tiles. He spent years and finally perfected a material that has equivalent resistance but is a thinner harder substance. A major difference is that the surface chars and bubbles up creating shielding layer on an already heat resistive substance. NASA even took a look at it to see if it was suitable for the shuttle.

MIT GRAD? nope. RIT grad? nope He was a chef.

You know why I fucking hate RY_goody?

BEcause you say something so fucking clear and perfect with real examples (HELL you did 3!) and he just fucking ignores it or replies with some typical Ry_goody im a retard space cadet response.

I am honestly starting to think that this is just all a big joke to him and he's actually sane while sitting back laughing at us buying this utter garbage of a person.

BTW the hand thing is fucking awesome, props on that.
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You know why I fucking hate RY_goody?

BEcause you say something so fucking clear and perfect with real examples (HELL you did 3!) and he just fucking ignores it or replies with some typical Ry_goody im a retard space cadet response.

I am honestly starting to think that this is just all a big joke to him and he's actually sane while sitting back laughing at us buying this utter garbage of a person.

BTW the hand thing is fucking awesome, props on that.

When you pretend that long you are no longer playing at being nuts. Only a nutjob would spend that much time with no tangible gain. Thing is he is not just a nut job but an abysmally stupid nut job. A very rare combination. People as fucked in the head as he is are usually fairly bright.
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When you pretend that long you are no longer playing at being nuts. Only a nutjob would spend that much time with no tangible gain. Thing is he is not just a nut job but an abysmally stupid nut job. A very rare combination. People as fucked in the head as he is are usually fairly bright.

So I have a little story for you

A couple weeks ago we get this new guy at work and before I even know his name I hear "Are you a friend of jesus and god?" Oh great, so a couple days go by and he keeps getting crazier and crazier.

over a 1 week span he:
- Ran at and yelled at crows for stealing his religion
- Couldn't find his thermos and lunch so he blamed it on "warlocks"
- Said that God hates religion and that Jesus loves it (?)
- Talked about spells being cast and protection from magik (Yea he mentioned it was special magic that was spelled with a K because of its satanism)

And then a couple days ago, we send him to go do the most utterly stupid job ever and starts yelling at 4am on government land so loud that someone opens the window and shouts "Hey! my kids sleeping you fucking loon!" so he shouts louder and louder.

Well my boss comes around the corner and starts seeing whats going on, he goes up to who we call "preacher" and says to shut the fuck up or he's canned.

Preacher grabs a fucking shovel and smokes my boss in the back so my boss grabs him by the throat throws him down and proceeds to stomp on his neck while a bunch of us run over to break it up.

The best thing? the OC transpo strike means no buses for him to get home and my Boss always picked him up so he left him to walk home which was easily a good 2 hour walk in freezing cold.

I want to get preacher and goody in a room and see who could make whom crazier.

or would they make each other sane?

It'd be like simpsons episode where flanders meets canadian flanders and they start babbling uncontrollably.
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I didn't get to see it but, we had a new guy at work one day. When one of the other guys was having a problem fixing a board he said darn this thing. The new guy got all offended over the foul language and asked him to refrain from fouling his ears with that kind of talk in the future. He didn't last a full day they pulled him right the fuck out.

I wish I had been there. I would have told him to take his sanctimonious jesus cock sucking mouth somewhere else.
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You know why I fucking hate RY_goody?

BEcause you say something so fucking clear and perfect with real examples (HELL you did 3!) and he just fucking ignores it or replies with some typical Ry_goody im a retard space cadet response.

I am honestly starting to think that this is just all a big joke to him and he's actually sane while sitting back laughing at us buying this utter garbage of a person.

BTW the hand thing is fucking awesome, props on that.

... I didn't know I was supposed to be responding to that. It seemed off in the outfields.

But anyways, there already is alien intelligence on the internet. But think about this, if someone came in here and said "Hi I am an Alien". That would be even more absurd to you than someone posting pictures of crop circles. An alien contacting humanity through it's own communication networks would be absolutely fucking impossible. No one would believe it.

If an Alien race wanted to leave a message, they would have to leave it in a way that only they could do. Anyone could get on the internet.

Thats incredibly obvious. I mean seriously. That was a stupid point for morlock to make.

And his 3 examples. What the hell are those even examples of?
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So I have a little story for you

A couple weeks ago we get this new guy at work and before I even know his name I hear "Are you a friend of jesus and god?" Oh great, so a couple days go by and he keeps getting crazier and crazier.

over a 1 week span he:
- Ran at and yelled at crows for stealing his religion
- Couldn't find his thermos and lunch so he blamed it on "warlocks"
- Said that God hates religion and that Jesus loves it (?)
- Talked about spells being cast and protection from magik (Yea he mentioned it was special magic that was spelled with a K because of its satanism)

And then a couple days ago, we send him to go do the most utterly stupid job ever and starts yelling at 4am on government land so loud that someone opens the window and shouts "Hey! my kids sleeping you fucking loon!" so he shouts louder and louder.

Well my boss comes around the corner and starts seeing whats going on, he goes up to who we call "preacher" and says to shut the fuck up or he's canned.

Preacher grabs a fucking shovel and smokes my boss in the back so my boss grabs him by the throat throws him down and proceeds to stomp on his neck while a bunch of us run over to break it up.

The best thing? the OC transpo strike means no buses for him to get home and my Boss always picked him up so he left him to walk home which was easily a good 2 hour walk in freezing cold.

I want to get preacher and goody in a room and see who could make whom crazier.

or would they make each other sane?

It'd be like simpsons episode where flanders meets canadian flanders and they start babbling uncontrollably.

magick has nothing to do with satan, the guy sounds like a idiot
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So I have a little story for you

A couple weeks ago we get this new guy at work and before I even know his name I hear "Are you a friend of jesus and god?" Oh great, so a couple days go by and he keeps getting crazier and crazier.

Wow, you must be working with the same guy I was a few months back.

He heard I was quitting and IMs me:

Him: "Why are you leaving?"
Me: "I'm going freelance, I might start my own company."
Him: "That's a silly reason to leave."
Me: "It is? I really think I can make more money on my own."
Him: "So you want money?"
Me: "Yes. I want to buy a house out here"
Him: ".........are you born again?"
Me: "What? In like, the biblical sense?"
Him: "Jesus answered, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God.""
Me: ".....................thanks, I'll make sure to keep that in mind when I start off on my own. O_o"
Him: "James 4:14 Why, you do not even know what will happen tomorrow. What is your life? You are a mist that appears for a little while and then vanishes."
Me: "That's deep man, thank you."
Him: "all of my life i have determined to be honest and deep. It is not a matter of trying...And this is the victory that has overcome the world—our faith. Who is he who overcomes the world, but he who believes that Jesus is the Son of God?"

Thank god he was on the other side of the country, a friend of mine over there told me he regularly stood up and preached to the room while people were on the phone.

Apparently a week later he pulled this same shit and tried to convert a client and was promptly fired. ...anyways, that was way off topic. Sorry.
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magick has nothing to do with satan, the guy sounds like a idiot

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