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Democrat Hank Johnson proves what we already knew

And that is that you don't have to be smart to hold office in the United States. Apparently, representitive Johnson is concerned the island of Guam might "tip over and capsize" if the US increases it's deployment there. With this latest gem, Hank Johnson has officially stolen the crown from Sarah Palin, and is now the front runner in the race for stupidest politician in the US. Sarah had a great run, but I think now it's time to pass the torch.

I thought the Pit might find this comical.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I hope Al Gore makes a movie and hosts a rock concert to raise awareness of the imminent danger Guam is facing. An island capsizing would cause unpredictable environmental damage and an untold loss of life.
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seriously, make that dood piss in a cup. i bet hed have drugs in him that they couldnt even identify.
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You never know though....I mean the island might get capsized if it gets weighted too much to one side, just look at the dimensions!
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I think someone needed to call the am ba lance

I can't understand why the officer did not burst out laughing and walk away.
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I think someone needed to call the am ba lance

I can't understand why the officer did not burst out laughing and walk away.

I think he's actually smirking when he says "we don't anticipate that happening".

I honestly give him credit. I don't think I could have phrased it that way. My choice of words would have been along the line of "what the fuck? Are you fucking retarded?".
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I give the Admiral mad props for keeping his composure and not busting out laughing...I think everyone else in the room was asleep or we would have heard some chuckles at least.
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At first with your description, I thought he was speaking metaphorically about sending too many troops....after watching the video..not so much.
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At first with your description, I thought he was speaking metaphorically about sending too many troops....after watching the video..not so much.

He claims it was metaphorical now, suggesting it could be the "tipping point" for the eco system. I don't buy that. I've never heard someone say an island or another area would "capsize and tip over" when describing environmental unsustainability.
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Come on. Only a dumb ass would believe he literally meant tip over physically.

Tom, are you involved in the new jersey walmart suit as well?

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He claims it was metaphorical now, suggesting it could be the "tipping point" for the eco system. I don't buy that. I've never heard someone say an island or another area would "capsize and tip over" when describing environmental unsustainability.

There's no way, in the context he delivered, that it could be construed as metaphorical.
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