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Here's my platform for winning the Republican nomination:

1) Global warming is fake
2) Evolution is false
3) Jesus invented the USA 200 years ago
4) Every Muslim is a terrorist
5) Everyone is a terrorist
6) Jesus
7) Obama is a terrorist
8) Jesus
9) Jesus
10) Jesus

11) 9
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Old 11-28-2011, 11:59 PM Mooninites is offline  
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Here's my platform for winning the Republican nomination:

1) Global warming is fake
2) Evolution is false
3) Jesus invented the USA 200 years ago
4) Every Muslim is a terrorist
5) Everyone is a terrorist
6) Jesus
7) Obama is a terrorist
8) Jesus
9) Jesus
10) Jesus

You forgot planned parenthood and something about fags

otherwise you should do pretty well!
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You guys are retarded for accepting you political system.
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I think the main problem is everything being so focused on voting for the guy at the top when the thing that is really beyond fucked up and dysfunctional is congress.


:ninja : you also forgot electric fences and shoot to kill border guards.
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You forgot planned parenthood and something about fags

otherwise you should do pretty well!

don't forget NPR is the debil!
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I hate blowing my own horn (as if) But you have the same level of democracy as a 3rd world country - You're closer to china than anything else

The states are probably gonna be the next china anyways, low wages and fuck the environment - JOB CREATION!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Denmark

Yes, i vote on the far left.
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I hate blowing my own horn (as if) But you have the same level of democracy as a 3rd world country - You're closer to china than anything else

The states are probably gonna be the next china anyways, low wages and fuck the environment - JOB CREATION!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Denmark

Yes, i vote on the far left.

"Under former Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Denmark supported many of the United States foreign policies"

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I read Ron Paul's book on Liberty Defined recently. It's honestly the most sense I've ever heard from a politician. I'm not even American. Anyways, I've always been kind of pro-free market and then on the fence as far as politics goes, but now I'm becoming more Libertarian.
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You guys are retarded for accepting you political system.

yup. the whole process is sickening. the fact that people like morlock exist and have the right to vote just makes things worse
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yup. the whole process is sickening. the fact that people like morlock exist and have the right to vote just makes things worse

Ford Prefect explaining to Arthur Dent about why a robot said "take me to your lizards".
"It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
"What?"
"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"
"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."
Ford shrugged again.
"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."
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Ford Prefect explaining to Arthur Dent about why a robot said "take me to your lizards".
"It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
"What?"
"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"
"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."
Ford shrugged again.
"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."

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yup. the whole process is sickening. the fact that people like morlock exist and have the right to vote just makes things worse



You should be more pissed about the people not voting tbh.

Anyone who haven't done their democratic duty of not voting should be banned from discussing politics anywhere.

In my perfect world *you* voted on things everyday (like the retards in congress do) via your TV - To truly give the power back to the people.

And fuck Anders Fogh - He skipped his second elected term as soon as he got an offering in the EU - Great way of respecting the retards who voted for you - His replacement was pretty good though, and i actually dislike the bitch in charge now.

But imo, i don't know the nuts and bolts of your system to talk about it, but damnit, you need more parties to represent a broader political spectrum - And why the hell is the media "forgetting" Ron Paul?
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Ron Paul is a perennial candidate who never seems to manage to garner enough widespread support to move beyond his current house seat.

I like him better than the rest of the republican field but he really has little to no chance of getting the republican nomination.
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Ron Paul is a perennial candidate who never seems to manage to garner enough widespread support to move beyond his current house seat.

I like him better than the rest of the republican field but he really has little to no chance of getting the republican nomination.

To bad, he seems to beat everyone else in the polls (conspiracy sites are going over him being removed from online polls when he wins) - IMO, i disagree with a lot of what he has to say, but damnit, i think he could bring the states back to where they should be.

This guy knows his shit, and he's *true* - which is something American politics have missed for years - Both parties make me gag the way they are bought out and such (especially the reps), but this guy would have my vote any day. - Even if i didn't like the changes he would make.
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