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what's an electrolyte?
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what's an electrolyte?

It's what plants crave. Dumbass.
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Dear Friends,

On behalf of the whole Duggar Family we would like to thank everyone for their prayers, emails and outpouring of love. We discovered during a routine 19-week ultrasound that our 20th child, who was due in April 2012, passed away recently. As our whole family is grieving, we also know that God promises to work all things for good in our lives. We rest in knowing, that even though our child has departed this life that we will one day see each other again in heaven.

Our prayer is that baby Duggar’s passing will help us all realize that this life is short, and our relationship with Jesus is the most important thing. He gives us a peace in our hearts as He guides us through whatever we might face.

We love you,
Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar & Family
Romans 8:28
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Dear Friends,

On behalf of the whole Duggar Family we would like to thank everyone for their prayers, emails and outpouring of love. We discovered during a routine 19-week ultrasound that our 20th child, who was due in April 2012, passed away recently. As our whole family is grieving, we also know that God promises to work all things for good in our lives. We rest in knowing, that even though our child has departed this life that we will one day see each other again in heaven.

Our prayer is that baby Duggar’s passing will help us all realize that this life is short, and our relationship with Jesus is the most important thing. He gives us a peace in our hearts as He guides us through whatever we might face.

We love you,
Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar & Family
Romans 8:28

I wonder what it will be like seeing it in heaven.

"children, meet your long lost sibling"
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This woman left one of her kids at a Chuck-E-Cheese and didn't realize it until the next morning. She has 9 kids total.





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This is not the 14th century. You don't need farm hands. Three fourths of your children won't die of consumption. I say two should be the standard - it maintains the population. To have any more you should have to show proof that you can care for them all in a proper fashion.

How do they punish you in China for creating a brood? It may be worth looking into.


they aren't creating farm hands. They're creating little paychecks, courtesy of the people who are out working for a living and not sitting at home fucking all day.

They're also creating the next generation of voters, raised on taxpapyer entitlements, dependent on the system that helped create them. Almost suredly, they'll vote to continue and expand that broken system when they get the chance. Well, the ones that aren't convicted felons by the time they're 18 of course... that's the new "consumption".
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they aren't creating farm hands. They're creating little paychecks, courtesy of the people who are out working for a living and not sitting at home fucking all day.

They're also creating the next generation of voters, raised on taxpapyer entitlements, dependent on the system that helped create them. Almost suredly, they'll vote to continue and expand that broken system when they get the chance. Well, the ones that aren't convicted felons by the time they're 18 of course... that's the new "consumption".

The Democrat Breeding Program. Or as someone pointed out Idiocracy.
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Yes, because welfare fraud is an epidemic

what the fuck are you talking about?


who said anything about welfare fraud?
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what the fuck are you talking about?


who said anything about welfare fraud?

He beat two trees
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The Duggars have proven to be self sufficient, so you can't really use them as a bad example.
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The Duggars have proven to be self sufficient, so you can't really use them as a bad example.



Exactly. They aren't just self-sufficient, they're fucking rich. They're well-fed, educated and live in a fucking mansion.

We aren't paying for those kids. We don't have to worry about any of the Duggar kids robbing us at gunpoint, or having to house them in prison for the rest of their life. The Duggars should be THE LEAST of anyone's worries.
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Having a child bearing license is one socialistic/fascist/communistic/whatever you want to call it program that I could get behind. Unlicensed child bearers receive no government assistance..
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Having a child bearing license is one socialistic/fascist/communistic/whatever you want to call it program that I could get behind. Unlicensed child bearers receive no government assistance..


Government assistance like food stamps, welfare, etc should be contingent upon being sterilized. If you can't take care of yourself, you obviously CAN'T TAKE CARE OF A FUCKING CHILD and therefore, you should be excluded from the breeding population.


You can't have it both ways. Once you admit that you can't take care of yourself and want a handout, you just admitted that you can't support A NEW CHILD.
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