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Zombie jesus says no.

we know he wants everyone to be a zombie cannibal. That whole last supper was to spread the infection.
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So the agony of having it cut off is no sacrifice.

A sacrifice? No.

Besides, we aren't talking about a little temporary pain. We're talking about the payment of all sins of all people for all eternity. Apparently you can take care of all of that with a quick crucifixion, then after that you can come back to life and zip back up to heaven. Done and done.

If Christianity taught that Jesus was burning in hell for all eternity, then I could believe that he was actually paying for our sins. But, he's up in heaven all nice and cozy. What a payment!
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A sacrifice? No.

Besides, we aren't talking about a little temporary pain. We're talking about the payment of all sins of all people for all eternity. Apparently you can take care of all of that with a quick crucifixion, then after that you can come back to life and zip back up to heaven. Done and done.

If Christianity taught that Jesus was burning in hell for all eternity, then I could believe that he was actually paying for our sins. But, he's up in heaven all nice and cozy. What a payment!

He is just realllly efficient

So its the duration of the agony, just what time figure are we working with here?
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He is just realllly efficient

So its the duration of the agony, just what time figure are we working with here?

Eternity.


At least, that would be the punishment for my sins. But when Jesus pays for my sins he just gets a crucifixion and still goes to heaven. Seems a bit cheap.
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