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until she fucks up her life from being a dumb selfish whore and then hits you up for child support when the kid is like 16 years old.

atleast your sperm is desirable I think im genetically mutated and the females can sense it so they are detracted from my sperm

They can feel the gheyness
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I know that sounds weird, and a lot of you will be shocked by this, but thousands of women and girls worldwide agree with me, and, by all indications, more women are discovering this secret every day. Women have been having sex with animals for centuries, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to any woman who wants to experience what is possibly the most intense and electrifying sexual experience there is.
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I know that sounds weird, and a lot of you will be shocked by this, but thousands of women and girls worldwide agree with me, and, by all indications, more women are discovering this secret every day. Women have been having sex with animals for centuries, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to any woman who wants to experience what is possibly the most intense and electrifying sexual experience there is.

what are you doing
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They can feel the gheyness

what does straightness feel like?
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dio how much drugs do you do on a daily basis
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heres a tip, older ones are not better .
go for young and naive ...
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school them



GO TO school TO GET them
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I'm the idiot of my marriage. Or rather lucky one. I basically make minimum wadge, the wife brings home a super nice salary. I still get to have super nice things like guns and a motorcycle.
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why allowin fat ugly girls suck money, sperm and entertainment our of us??? O_o
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why allowin fat ugly girls suck money, sperm and entertainment our of us??? O_o

oh god how dare they steal my precious precious sperm! far better to fill tube socks with my hot gooey gold than give it to those evil women!
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Funny how you first go on to scold women for liking superficialities in men, and then you yourself go on and post what superficialities you'd want in your women


for someone so much in love with yourself and your supposed intelligence, you sure are really fucking stupid
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you know what I need

I need an OLDER WOMAN for a girlfriend, seriously, fuck girls my age



GILFs?
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school them



GO TO school TO GET them



I've been out combing the high schools all day!


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