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The solution to all politics.

So I've decided to not spoil all of you with more complex thoughts.

I am reserving the very simple and broken down ones for this forum.

With that said, I know the solution to all issues in politics.

I have begun to systemically study the language people use in their assertions about things and have identified a few key words, that if different words were used instead, would have a domino effect resulting in a complete evolution of the entire system.

I have about 12 of these keywords picked out for different subjects.

But for politics, I see great error stemming from the use of these words:

- (I) Believe
- (I) Think
- (I have a) (My) Plan

If these three words, Believe, Think and Plan were removed from all political discussions and instead replaced with the word Hypothesis, and the word Hypothesis was then used in proper form and logical deduction. This would inherently correct everyones thought process in politics, and spawn the ideal political system.

Take it for a test drive. Assert a notion of political theory, but whenever you bump up against using the words Believe, Think or Plan, instead in it's place use Hypothesis, in proper usage, and see where it goes.
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Here you go:

A core tenet of the Republican for America is the removal of abortion rights, based on their certainty of biblical veracity.

Did it without using any of those three words you're gibbering about.
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Here you go:

A core tenet of the Republican for America is the removal of abortion rights, based on their certainty of biblical veracity.

Did it without using any of those three words you're gibbering about.

Admittedly, if you tried that with a group of bible thumping republicans trying to defend abortion - you would probably first have to whip out the dictionary for hypothesis on them.
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I'm trying to work out the logistics of this suggestion so I can make it happen. How long do donkey taints need to be steamed?
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I'm trying to work out the logistics of this suggestion so I can make it happen. How long do donkey taints need to be steamed?



I'd say at least until the hair falls off
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I think most campaigns should include "dio is a fucking moron"

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is why people think you're always talking down to them and you're a passive aggressive asshole.
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I, for one, welcome our new logical overlords.
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what a brilliant idea dio. you're such a wonderful poster. i marvel at your genius.
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Here you go:

A core tenet of the Republican plot for America is the removal of abortion rights, based on their certainty of biblical veracity.

Did it without using any of those three words you're gibbering about.

I think this will have to be expanded to include all potential synonyms of 'plan', (i.e. plot)

The point I am getting at here is, politicians create assertions, and then forego proper scientific investigative procedure before declaring such things as true.

Everyone arguing "I Think" "I Think" "I have a plan" "The objective" whatever and whatever, as though them winning a given argument will actually validate any supposed assertion 'true'.

We have proper investigative procedure to deduce whether or not something is true, why is this procedure not being followed, and proper testing grounds set up to follow it? Why is it that the supposed truth of some politicians 'Hypothesis' is dependent purely on his ability to argue it on stage?

I can only assume it's because they don't realize what they are really arguing is a 'hypothesis' that needs proper testing before declaring it as true. They think just their ability to argue it as true is going to make it true.

This is why I proprose, whenever arguing politics with someone and they use the word 'plan' or a synonym of it, simply point out that what they are really postulating is a hypothesis, and then re-explain to them the scientific method.
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what a brilliant idea dio. you're such a wonderful poster. i marvel at your genius.

Your sarcasm actually makes me feel good.

You don't have to be so adversarial, I'm not that bad.
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